Chord/Tab song: Blue Badge Abuser

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A dirty rounder, a no-good fraud
[A]A ne'er do-well of the [D]highest ac[E]cord
[A]I've got the supermarket [F]sympathy [E]vote
[A]I've got a ten year old [D]doctor's [E]note.
'Cos I'm a [D]Blue[E], Blue Badge a[A]buser
I'm a [D]Blue[E], Blue Badge a[A]buser.[F]
[A]I park up in the [D]pouring [E]rain
[A]The space was empty; [D]who's to com[E]plain?
[A]And if they did, I'd say I'm [F]due for the [E]op
[A]And sprint wilfully [D]off to the [E]shop.
'Cos I'm a [D]Blue,[E] Blue Badge a[A]buser
I'm a [D]Blue,[E] Blue Badge a[A]buser.
[F]'Fetch my stick Margaret'.

(instr ADE, ADE, AFE, ADE, DEA, DEA,F)
[A]I used to favour [D]justice and [E]truth
[A]An eye for an eye, a [D]tooth for a [E]tooth
[A]One day I know I'll have to [F]face His [E]wrath
[A]A walk in hell for a [D]walk-in [E]bath.
'Cos I'm a [D]Blue[E], Blue Badge a[A]buser
I'm a [D]Blue,[E] Blue Badge a[A]buser.
I'm a [D]Blue,[E] Blue Badge a[A]buser.
I'm a [D]Blue,[E] Blue Badge a[F]buser.
A F A, F A, FA
Blue Badge abuser.