intro (A G F#M D) X 2 [A] [G] [F#M] [D] You'll get accepted into yale But they'll excuse you when you fail [A] You'll get a [G]scholarship to[F#M] brown But that[D] color brings you down [A] You'll go to [G]colgate for a [F#M]year In the fre[D]sh air up there [A] You'll grow a hab[G]it hard to p[F#M]lease From a s[D]emester...