[Fm]Well, my name is Mathias and I [Bbm]came to say [Fm]this: [Fm]I've got a big bushy beard and k[C]issable [C7]lips And I [Fm]carry all my fat in my [Bbm]ass and my hips And the [C]rest of me is [C7]skinny as a [Fm]stick [Fm]In the sixties, my mom was thin[Bbm] and mini-skirt[Fm]ed [Fm]She was raised as a Catholic, but [C]then she...