Chord/Tab song: No Beard, No Good

N[C]o b[G]eard, N[F]o g[G]ood
There's n[C]ot enough[G] beards in my n[F]eighbourh[G]ood
And you can t[C]ell me you c[G]an't I kn[F]ow that you c[G]ould
You've got[C] no b[G]eard and you're[F], no g[C]ood

Well there's a b[C]eardless man in the fl[G]at next door
I've n[F]ever spoken to him bef[D]ore and I never w[C]ill
[G]until he grows a b[F]eard
and there's a b[C]eardless man in the f[G]lat below
I ign[F]ore him when he says hell[D]o and I always w[C]ill
[G]Until he grows a b[F]eard
Until he grows a b[G]eard

N[C]o b[G]eard, N[F]o g[G]ood
There's n[C]ot enough[G] beards in my n[F]eighbourh[G]ood
And you can t[C]ell me you c[G]an't I kn[F]ow that you c[G]ould
You've got[C] no b[G]eard and you're[F], no g[C]ood

[C]Well[G] there's a beardless boy playing in the street
[F]I pa[D]ss h[C]im and I spit at his feet, it's his own fault
[G]He s[F]hould have had a beard
[C]And [G]there's a beardless girl I broke her heart
[F]I al[D]so k[C]eyed her car, it's her own fault
[G]She [F]should have had a beard
[G]She should have had a beard

N[C]o b[G]eard, N[F]o g[G]ood
There's n[C]ot enough[G] beards in my n[F]eighbourh[G]ood
And you can t[C]ell me you c[G]an't I kn[F]ow that you c[G]ould
You've got[C] no b[G]eard and you're[F], no g[C]ood

[C]Well[G] there's a beardless banker, he calls me on the phone
[F]He a[D]sks [C]me to pay back my loan, but I won't
[G]Not [F]until he grows a beard
[C]And [G]there's a beardless man, he calls me son
[F]He a[D]sks [C]me to dinner but I never come, and I won't
[G]Not [F]until he grows a beard
[G]Until he grows a beard

N[C]o b[G]eard, N[F]o g[G]ood
There's n[C]ot enough[G] beards in my n[F]eighbourh[G]ood
And you can t[C]ell me you c[G]an't I kn[F]ow that you c[G]ould
You've got[C] no b[G]eard and you're[F], no g[C]ood