Chord/Tab song: Binky the Doormat

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This is horror movie stuff.
the muffin is peach, you're 'makin' love'.
You mean this opera involves handcuffs?
I lay defeated.

Yeah, sour milk mouth, horseradish sweet.
she's a girl and she's loving me
but distance is my tendency.
I am defeated

[A5]Have you [C5]lost your [G5]place?[Bb5][/][/][/][A5][G5][/][A5][/]
[A5]I wore my [C5]doormat [G5]face.
[A5]I hung my [C5]this or t[G5]hat.[Bb5][/][/][/][A5][G5][/][A5][/]
[A5]I laid my [C5]welcome [G5]mat.


If I'm your oyster, where's the war?
You leave me gasping, tattered and torn.
I know you can't find a fork.
I am just a little acorn.

Well, acorns grow to mighty trees.
You've got sauce, but you don't have knees.
Now look who's asking pretty please.
I lay defeated.

[A5]Have you [C5]lost your [G5]place?[Bb5][/][/][/][A5][G5][/][A5][/]
[A5]I wore my [C5]doormat [G5]face.
[A5]I hung my [C5]this or t[G5]hat.[Bb5][/][/][/][A5][G5][/][A5][/]
[A5]I laid my [C5]welcome [G5]mat.



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Call your bathroom friends around.
I will fake a little frown.
I will be your little clown,
easily defeated.

Yeah, shut the door and open wide.
seconal and astroglide.
fuck with me and traumatize.
don't you see I love your hide?

All the beauty that's trapped inside.
Can't you see I love your hide.
Can't you see I love your hide.
Can't you see it?

[A5]Have you [C5]lost your [G5]place?[Bb5][/][/][/][A5][G5][/][A5][/]
[A5]I wore my [C5]doormat [G5]face.
[A5]I hung my [C5]this or t[G5]hat.[Bb5][/][/][/][A5][G5][/][A5][/]
[A5]I laid my [C5]welcome [G5]mat.

[A5]Have you [C5]lost your [G5]place?[Bb5][/][/][/][A5][G5][/][A5][/]
[A5]I wore my [C5]doormat [G5]face.
[A5]I hung my [C5]this or t[G5]hat.[Bb5][/][/][/][A5][G5][/][A5][/]
[A5]I laid my [C5]welcome [G5]mat.