verse1: [C#m]I don't need a man, I need a [E]puppy [A]Allergic to you every [F#m]time you touch me [C#m]Emotional maturity for [E]dummies [A]I don't have the time to [F#m]pretend you're funny I'm [C#m]back and I'm [E]better I put the [A]teddy bear you gave me in a [F#m]blender I drew a [C#m]dick on all your [E]sweatshirts (I hate you so much right...