intr. G C D G [G]TULANE AND JOHNNY OPENED AN NOVELTY SHOP BACK UNDER THE CORNER IT WAS A CREAM OF THE CROP [C]EVERY THING WAS CLICKING AND THE BUSINESS WAS GOOD [G]TIL ONE DAY LO BEHOLD AN OFFICER STOOD [D]JOHNNY JUMPED THE COUNTER BUT HE STRUMBLED AND FELL BUT TUL[G]ANE MADE IT OVER JOHNNY AS HE YELLED REFRAIN: [G]GO AHED ON, TULANE HE CANT...