Chord/Tab song: The Last Lager Waltz

Chord,Tablature, lyric, sheet, guitar, ukulele song: The Last Lager Waltz - ( CAPO 5 or to taste TALKING BIT... Is this bloody thing o...)

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CAPO 5 or to taste

TALKING BIT...
Is this bloody thing on?
If I can have your attention please, uh,
Gentlemen would you like to select your partners for the last dance
of the evening, thank you.

INTRO G , G G G D D D G G G , G

[G]I'm tryin' to [C]waltz and I can't even [G]walk,
[G]I'm wrecked I'm a mess and, can hardly [D]talk,
Two [G]steps to the south and [C]three to the north,
[D]Doin' the last lager [G]waltz.[G][D][G]

[G]Saturday night and I'm [C]legless [G]again,
[G]A bottle of bundy and two dozen [D]cans,
But [G]the hoonin' and boozin' are [C]nearin' an end,
And we're [D]down to the last lager [G]waltz.[Em]

[D]One two three one two three [G]burp
[G]Excuse me please, [D]thought it was a fart,
[C]doin' the [D]last lager [G]waltz.[G][D][G]

[G]Better go for a slash 'for the [C]end of the [G]dance,
[G]Then again I might sit here and just ps me [D]pants,
But I [G]done that already so I'll [C]go to the gents
While the [D]band plays the last lager [G]waltz.[Em]

[D]One two three one two three, [G](aaaaggghhh!)
[G]Wrong dunny, [D]you meet some nice sheilas sometimes,.. [G]at the last
lager waltz.[G][D][G]

[G]I'm back from out back and I'm [C]back in the [G]hall,
[G]But everyone's starin' as I cross the [D]floor,
Better [G]zip meself up before he [C]catches a cold,
And get [D]on with the last lager [G]waltz.[Em]

[D]One two three one two three, [G]now you get in there,
[G]Please, and [D]pull yer head in
while I'm [C]doin' the [D]last lager [G]waltz.[G][D][G]

[G]Just settled down but I'm [C]off again [G]quick,
[G]And head back out back, 'cause I'm gonna be [D]sick,
The room's [G]spinnin' and turnin an' I'm [C]feeling like sht
I'm [D]chucking the last lager [G]waltz.[Em]

[D]One two three one two three, ([G]CRASH !)...Jeez !
[D]Don't step on the pies and the [G]cakes
in the [D]last lager [G]waltz.[G][D][G]

[G]I can't recall how but I'm [C]here in the [G]yard,
[G]Oops sorry mate did I [D]chuck on your car?
I [G]really didn't think I could [C]chunder that far,
That's [D]pretty good for the last lager [G]waltz.[Em]

[D]One two three one two three, ([G]thump!)
[G]He hit me! [D]you shouldn't drink if you get nasty
at the last lager [G]waltz.[G][D][G]

[G]I'm tryin' to crawl 'cause I [C]can't even [G]walk,
[G]Me mouth is all swollen and me [D]ribs are all sore,
[G]I've never had, this much [C]fun before
It's [D]great at the last lager [G]waltz.[Em]

[D]One two three one two three,
[G]Think I'll go to sleep, [D]yes curl up right here and dream of the last
lager [G]waltz.[G][D][G]

[G]I'm tryin' to waltz, and I [C]can't even [G]walk,
[G]I'm wrecked, I'm a mess and me [D]lips are all sore,
Two [G]steps to the south, and[C] three to the north,
D G G G G D D D G G G , G
And we're doin' the last lager waltz. (O U T R O .........!)

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