Chord/Tab song: Criminal

[Em] [C#dim] [C][Em]


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I rated it intermediate, because C#dim is quite difficult to get on so fast :)

[Eminem]
A lot of people ask me.. stupid fking questions
A lot of people think that.. what I say on records
or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life
or that I believe in it
Or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that..
I'm actually gonna do it
or that I believe in it
Well, sht.. if you believe that
then I'll kill you
You know why?
Cause I'm a

[Em]CRIMINAL[C#dim]
[C]CRIMINAL
[Em]You god damn right
[Em]I'm a CRIMINAL[C#dim]
Yeah, I'm a [C]CRIMINAL[Em]

[Eminem]
[Em]My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge

[C#dim]That'll stab you in the head
whether you're a fag or lez

[C]Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest

[Em]Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes"
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic

[C#dim]Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulging (Ooh!)

[C]That's my motherfking balls, you'd better let go of em

[Em]They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of em
Hey, it's me, Versace
Whoops, somebody shot me!

[C#dim]And I was just checking the mail
Get it? Checking the 'male'?

[C]How many records you expecting to sell

[Em]after your second LP sends you directly to jail?
C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay men

[C#dim]Right, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!)

[C]Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus

[Em]Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car

[C#dim]And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital

[C]Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher

[Em]You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause

[C#dim]I watch TV, and Comcast cable

[C]and you ain't able to stop these thoughts

[Em]You can't stop me from topping these charts
And you can't stop me from dropping each March

[C#dim]with a brand new CD for these fking retards

[C]Duhhh, and to think, it's just little ol' me

[Em]Mr. "Don't Give A fk," still won't leave

[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]

I'm a [Em]CRIMINAL

Cause every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a [C#dim]crime

to tell em what's on my mind - I guess I'm a [C]CRIMINAL

but I don't gotta say a word, I just flip em th[Em]e bird
and keep going, I don't take sht from no one

[Eminem]

[Em]My mother did drugs - hard-liquor, cigarettes, and speed

[C#dim]The baby came out - disfigured, ligaments indeed

[C]It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she

[Em]Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me
I'm a CRIMINAL - an animal caged who turned crazed

[C#dim]But how the fk you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?

[C]So as I got older and I got a lot taller

[Em]My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger
I drink more liquor to fk you up quicker

[C#dim]than you'd wanna fk me up for saying the word ...

[C]My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral

[Em]Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk
Off of his own employee
Now don't ignore me, you won't avoid me

[C#dim]You can't miss me, I'm white, blonde-haired
and my nose is pointy

[C]I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die

[Em]in plane crashes and laughs
As long as it ain't happened to him
Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em

[C#dim]-inem and Kim combined - [kch] the maniac's in

[C]Replacing the doctor cause Dre couldn't make it today

[Em]He's a little under the weather, so I'm taking his place
(Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face

[C#dim]Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place

[C]I told you Dre, you should've kept that thang put away

[Em]I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh?
I'm a CRIMINAL

(Just play the chords while they interlude)

[Interlude Skit]
Aight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherfker
get the motherfking money and get the fk up outta there
[Eminem] Aight
I'll be right here waiting on you
[Eminem] Aight
Yo Em
[Eminem] What?!
Don't kill nobody this time
[Eminem] Awwright... god damn, fk...
(whistling) how you doin'?
[Teller] HI, how can I help you?
[Eminem] Yeah I need to make a withdrawl
[Teller] Okay
[Eminem] Put the fking money in the bag bch
and I won't kill you!
[Teller] What? Oh my god, don't kill me
[Eminem] I'm not gonna kill you bch, quit looking around...
[Teller] Don't kill me, please don't kill me...
[Eminem] I said I'm not gonna fking kill you
Hurry the fk up! [BOOM] Thank you!

[Eminem]

[Em]Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it

[C#dim]So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it

[C]So I'll be disguised in it

And if anybody identifies [Em]the guy in it
I'll hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness

[C#dim]Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business

[C]Die, bches, bastards, brats, pets

[Em]This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet [dog whines]
If I ever gave a fk, I'd shave my nuts

[C#dim]tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck

[C]You motherfking chickens ain't brave enough

[Em]to say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut [tape unrolls]
sht, half the sht I say, I just make it up

[C#dim]To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass

[C]And if it's not a rapper that I make it as

[Em]I'ma be a fking rapist in a Jason mask

Chorus 2