Chord/Tab song: Andrew in Drag

A pity she does not exist
A shame he's not a [Am]fag
[C]The only girl I ever loved was
[F]Andre[G]w in [C]drag

[C]There is no hope of love for me
From here on I'm a [Am]stag
[C]The only girl I'll ever love is
[F]Andre[G]w in [C]drag

Andrew in [F]drag[C]
[G]Andrew in [G7]drag
Andrew in [F]drag[C]
[G]Yeah[G7]

[C]I don't know why I even went
It's really not my [Am]bag
[C]Just thought it might be funny to see
[F]Andrew[G] in [C]drag

[C]The moment he walked on the stage
My tail began to [Am]wag
[C]Wag like a little wiener dog for
[F]Andrew[G] in [C]drag

Andrew in [F]drag[C]
[G]Andrew in [G7]drag
Andrew in [F]drag[C]
[G]Yeah[G7]

[C]I've always been a ladies' man
And I don't have to [Am]brag
[C]But I become a momma's boy for
[F]Andrew[G] in [C]drag

[C]I'd sign away my trust fund
I would even sell the [Am]Jag
[C]If I could spend my misspent youth with
[F]Andrew[G] in [C]drag

Andrew in [F]drag[C]
[G]Andrew in [G7]drag
Andrew in [F]drag[C]
[G]Yeah[G7]

[C]So stick him in a dress and
He's the only boy I'd [Am]shag
[C]The only boy I'd anything is
[F]Andrew[G] in [C]drag

[C]I'll never see that girl again
He did it as a [Am]gag
[C]I'll pine away forevermore for
[F]Andrew[G] in [C]drag