Chord/Tab song: A Kiss Is Not a Contract

Flight of the Conchords - A Kiss is Not a Contract

Tabbed by: Scones
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Tuning: Standard

G C D E C D A B7



e--3--0--2--7----3----5---0----2---|
B--0--1--3--8----5----7---2----4---|
G--0--0--2--9----5----7---2----2---|
D--0--2--0--9----5----7---2----4---|
A--2--3--x--7----3----5---x----2---|
E--3--x--x--x----x----x---x----x---|



[G]A kiss is not a [C]contract, but it's [D]very nice

Mmmmm, very nice
[G]Just because you've been ex[C]ploring my mouth
Doesn't [D]mean you get to take an expedition further south, no

[G]A kiss is not a [C]contract, but it's [D]very nice

It's very, very nice
[G]Just because we've been [C]playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't [D]mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys

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Em D
Oh just because I'm in a two man novelty band
Doesn't mean it's all about [C]poontang
I can't go round loving [B7]everyone
I just wouldn't get [A]anything done[Em]

Em D
You can take me out to dinner that might be quite nice
you could buy me a burrito and some [C]beans and rice
but that won't get you into pants [B7]paradise
A (strum all once)
They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh oh


[G]A kiss is not a [C]contract, but it's [D]very nice

It's very, very nice

[G]I'm only one [C]man, [D]baby, pretty baby
[G]We're only two [C]men, [D]ladies,
Oh pretty babies[G][C][D][G]