Chord/Tab song: Praise Abort

[Spoken Intro]
I like to fk, but no French letter
Without a condom, the sex is better
But every time I get it in
A baby cries and sometimes twins

[Verse Riff, see above]
[Bm] [D] [A] [B]
[Bm] [D] [Em] [C#m] [Cm]

[Verse 1]
[Bm]I have six [D]kids[A] [B]
[Bm]and I don't [D]like i[Em]t[C#m][Cm]
[Bm]They eat too [D]much[A] [Bb]
[Bm]and treat me [D]like sht[Em][C#m][Cm]
[Bm]They only w[D]ear [A][Bb]
[Bm]Posh label clo[D]thes[Em][C#m][Cm]
[Bm]I give them o[D]ne h[A]an[Bb]d,
[Bm]they bite off [D]both[Em][C#m][Cm]

[Em]
[Bm]And all my [D]friends[A], [B]
[Bm]they have big c[D]ars[Em][C#m][Cm]
[Bm]Big mansion[D]s, too[A], [B]
[Bm]and smoke the [D]fine c[Em]iga[C#m]rs[Cm]
[Bm]They have d[D]eep [A]po[B]ckets,
[Bm]I don't know [D]why[Em][C#m][Cm]
[Bm]I look at [D]my p[A]ur[B]se
[Bm]and start to [D]cry[Em][C#m][Cm]

[Em]Why?

[Chorus]
I [G]hate[F#m] my [Em]life, and[G] I[Am] hate[Em] you
I [G]hate[F#m] my [Em]wife,[D] and her[F#m] boyfrie[Em]nd, too
I [G]hate to [F#m]hate, and[Em] I hate that
I [G]hate my [Am]life so [Em]very bad
I [G]hate my [F#m]kids,[Em] never thought
[D]That[F#m] I'd[Em] praise abort

Bm D Em A Bm Em D A }
} postchorus-riff, see above, else you can just play Bm throughout it
Bm D Em A Bm }

[Verse 2]
[Bm]I like to [D]fk, [A][B]
[Bm]but no French [D]letter[Em][C#m][Cm]
[Bm]Cause without [D]kids, [A][B]
[Bm]life is so much [D]better[Em][C#m][Cm]
[Bm]So in the e[D]nd, [A][B]
[Bm]I got [D]forced[Em][C#m][Cm]
[Bm]To stay aw[D]ay [A][B]
[Bm]from female i[D]nterco[Em]urs[C#m]e[Cm]

[Em]
[Chorus]
I [G]hate[F#m] my [Em]life, and[G] I[Am] hate[Em] you
I [G]hate[F#m] my [Em]wife,[D] and her[F#m] boyfrie[Em]nd, too
I [G]hate to [F#m]hate, and[Em] I hate that
I [G]hate my [Am]life so [Em]very bad
I [G]hate my [F#m]kids,[Em] never thought
[D]That[F#m] I'd[Em] praise abort

Bm D Em A Bm Em D A }
} postchorus-riff, see above, else you can just play Bm throughout it
Bm D Em A Bm }

Praise abort

[Interlude] (Chords are'nt matching exactly here, but it' singable with those)
Lalalala...
[Em] [Bm] [C] [Am] [Bm] [G] [Am] [Bm]
[Em] [Bm] [C] [Am] [Bm] [G] [Am] [Bm]
[Breakdown]
( F ) Em ... C
( F ) Em ... C F

[Break]
[Em]Say goodbye, say goodbye
[Em]We rise up, up to the [C]sky
[Em]Say goodbye, we'll come back
[Em]Soon as pretty [C]butter[F#m]flies
Em ~
Make you cry

~silence~

[Chrous/Outro]

I [G]hate[F#m] my [Em]life, and[G] I[Am] hate[Em] you
I [G]hate[F#m] my [Em]wife,[D] and my [F#m]boyfrien[Em]d, too
I [G]hate to [F#m]hate, and[Em] I hate that
I [G]hate mys[Am]elf so v[Em]ery bad
I [G]hate my [F#m]offspring,[Em] never thought
[D]That[F#m] I'd[Em] praise abort
[D] I[F#m] [Em]praise abort
[D] I[F#m] [Em]praise abort