She showed up at my house at half past nine
In a l[C]ow-cut dress with a bottle of wine
She s[D]aid this will be a night you won't for[G]get
[G]She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood
I r[C]eached for the lights, she reached for my tunes
She p[D]ulled out that Red Headed Stranger, I stood up and[G] said
Don't touch my W[C]illie
I don't know you t[G]hat well
Help yourself to some [D]Haggard or some Jones
Hell, [C]or anybody [G]else
I don't know what you [C]heard
I ain't that [G]kind of guy
Yeah so don't touch my Wi[D]llie,
[C]We'll get a long jus[G]t fine
She said she never met a man like me in her life
Who wouldn't share his Willie on the very first night
I said it's nothing personal, don't take it so hard
I don't pull out my Willie for just anyone
There's a lot of other records that you can choose from
So let me make myself clear before you go too far
Don't touch my Willie
I don't know you that well
Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones
Hell, or anybody else
I don't know what you heard
I ain't that kind of guy
Yeah so don't touch my Willie,
We'll get a long just fine
Keep your hands off my Willie,
We'll get along just fine
In a l[C]ow-cut dress with a bottle of wine
She s[D]aid this will be a night you won't for[G]get
[G]She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood
I r[C]eached for the lights, she reached for my tunes
She p[D]ulled out that Red Headed Stranger, I stood up and[G] said
Don't touch my W[C]illie
I don't know you t[G]hat well
Help yourself to some [D]Haggard or some Jones
Hell, [C]or anybody [G]else
I don't know what you [C]heard
I ain't that [G]kind of guy
Yeah so don't touch my Wi[D]llie,
[C]We'll get a long jus[G]t fine
She said she never met a man like me in her life
Who wouldn't share his Willie on the very first night
I said it's nothing personal, don't take it so hard
I don't pull out my Willie for just anyone
There's a lot of other records that you can choose from
So let me make myself clear before you go too far
Don't touch my Willie
I don't know you that well
Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones
Hell, or anybody else
I don't know what you heard
I ain't that kind of guy
Yeah so don't touch my Willie,
We'll get a long just fine
Keep your hands off my Willie,
We'll get along just fine
