Chord/Tab song: You Told the Drunks I Knew Karate

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intro: G

[G]I am drunk and on a l[C]adder
[Em]Not the smartest way to st[D]art my night
[Em]You said I'd conquer my[D] vertigo
That was a l[C]ie, that was a l[D]ie, that was a l[G]ie

A[G]nd when we got up to the ro[C]of
You [G]opened a little flask of g[D]in
Like [Em]idiots we both fell asl[D]eep there
[C] Until the s[D]un came up ag[G]ain

[C]I do the dumbest things f[D]or you
[C] Why do I do the dumbest th[Em]ings for y[D]ou?
[C] I almost broke my collar b[Em]one
[Dsus4] I didn't care, you were the m[D]ost exciting thing I'd ever kn[G]own.

[G] We both went out to the p[C]arty
[G] Down a long, great western r[D]oad
[Em] You told the drunks I knew k[D]arate
That was a l[C]ie, that was a l[D]ie, that was a l[G]ie

[G] They chased us through the city c[C]enter
[G] They chased us out to the east e[D]nd
[Em] We had to hide behind the[D] supermarket
[C] Until the s[D]un came up ag[G]ain

[C] I do the dumbest things for y[D]ou
[C] Why do I do the dumbest[Em] things for y[D]ou?
[C] I would be safer on my [Em]own
[Dsus4] I didn't care, you were the m[D]ost exciting thing I'd ever kn[G]own.

[G] And we just missed the last bus h[C]ome
[Em] So we walked it fueled by adrenaline
[Em] And when I said I could [D]do it all again
That was a l[C]ie, that was a l[D]ie, that was a l[G]ie

[G] Your plans to make it big and c[C]onquer
[G] Would put Napoleon to sh[D]ame
[Em] I'm in a coma on the s[C]ofa
[C] Until the s[D]un goes down ag[G]ain

[C] I do the dumbest things for y[D]ou
[C] Why do I do the dumbest th[Em]ings for y[D]ou?
[C] I would be safer on my [Em]own
[Dsus4] I didn't care, you were the m[D]ost exciting thing I'd ever kn[G]own.

[G] [C] [G] [D]
[Em] [C] [C] [D] [G]

[C] I do the dumbest things for y[D]ou
[C] Why do I do the dumbest th[Em]ings for y[D]ou?
[C] I would be safer on my [Em]own
[Dsus4] I didn't care, you were the m[D]ost exciting thing I'd ever kn[G]own.