Eddie the Eunuch
K. Kristofferson
INTRO: E
[E]Eddie the Eunuch was a weasel
[E]Nasty as an old man's nose
[E]Makin' believin' he was evil
[E]Struttin' in his mama's clothes
You know that [A]Eddie had a bad connection, baby
[A]Never had a chance to ball
[A]Sleeping in the wrong direction, baby
[B7]Dreaming he was ten feet tall, but now
CHORUS:
[A]Eddie the eunuch is a rock and roll critic
[E]Suckin' like a super star
[A]Slicker than a shoe-shine, quicker than a two-time
[B7]Eddie what a thing you are, ooh[E]
You know that [A]Eddie makes a damn good livin', baby
[A]Puttin' other people down
[A]Eddie couldn't ever forgive them baby
[B7]'Cause he wasn't Jackson Browne, no but
CHORUS
[E]He's a climber
[E]All the way down to the gutter
[E]Probably stomp on his mother, yeah
[E]He ain't got no shame, boys
[E]But there's more to the game
[E]Like who to bless and who to blame, boys
K. Kristofferson
INTRO: E
[E]Eddie the Eunuch was a weasel
[E]Nasty as an old man's nose
[E]Makin' believin' he was evil
[E]Struttin' in his mama's clothes
You know that [A]Eddie had a bad connection, baby
[A]Never had a chance to ball
[A]Sleeping in the wrong direction, baby
[B7]Dreaming he was ten feet tall, but now
CHORUS:
[A]Eddie the eunuch is a rock and roll critic
[E]Suckin' like a super star
[A]Slicker than a shoe-shine, quicker than a two-time
[B7]Eddie what a thing you are, ooh[E]
You know that [A]Eddie makes a damn good livin', baby
[A]Puttin' other people down
[A]Eddie couldn't ever forgive them baby
[B7]'Cause he wasn't Jackson Browne, no but
CHORUS
[E]He's a climber
[E]All the way down to the gutter
[E]Probably stomp on his mother, yeah
[E]He ain't got no shame, boys
[E]But there's more to the game
[E]Like who to bless and who to blame, boys
