We sat and decidAmed as the seasons collided
That Emour love was purely uAmtopian

If it wasn't for my pills, my psychiatric bills
And Emyour unreliable falAmlopian.

Then I guessed we'd be fine, embraced on cloud nine
EEmmotionally impossible to Amsever

You'd turn around quickly and ever so sickly
I'd Emtell you I'd love you forAmever.

If Emonly you'd give me my AmLev Yashin poster back
EmSix months ago I reAmturned your brown anorak
But Emyou keep forgetting and it's Amfar too upsetting
So Embaby Ferenc Puskas to Amyou, to you
EmBaby Ferenc Puskas to Amyou.

AmAnd you know it's a shame but we were never the same
On acEmcount of your stupid amAmnesia

Through teardrops I stare at the wall that's now bare
And I Emreach for the Milk of MagAmnesia.

And I'll die on the floor and leave a note on the door
Saying 'EmThis ape has just left GibAmraltar'

And in hell it will rain and I'll say once again
That I'd Emstand next to you at the Amaltar.

If Emonly you'd give me my AmLev Yashin poster back
EmSix months ago I reAmturned your brown anorak
But Emyou keep forgetting and it's Amfar too upsetting
So Embaby Ferenc Puskas to Amyou, to you
EmBaby Ferenc Puskas to Amyou. With boots on.