Chord/Tab song: You Ain't Dolly (And You Ain't Porter)

No Capo

Intro: E A B E

You ain't [E]Dolly
And you ain't [A]Porter
She's a little bit [B7]fuller
And you're a whole lot [B]shorter
Let's dance [E]all night
And fill the j[B]ukebox full of [A]quarters
Cause you ain't [E]Dolly
[B] No, and you ain't [E]Porter

[E]Well I noticed you right off the bat in those [B]cowboy boots
[B7]Who couldn't help but see you in that [E]rhinestone suit
[E]That's cause I'm the reigning queen of kar[A]aoke night
[B]Well if I get drunk enough to sing, hell [B7]I just might
Hey now, [E]don't you worry cowboy, cause I'll[A] get you through
We'll [B]sing a cheating song just like they [E]used to do

Cause you ain't [E]Dolly
And you ain't [A]Porter
She's a little bit [B7]fuller
And you're a whole lot [B]shorter
Let's drink [E]all night
And fill the j[B]ukebox full of [A]quarters
Cause you ain't [E]Dolly
[B] and you ain't Port[E]er

[A] [E] [B] [B7] [E] [A] [B] [E]
[E]You'll probably see me country singing on The [B7]Voice someday
Yeah and [B]I'm the guy they wrote about in 50 [E]Shades of Grey
[E]Why don't you come on back to my place and y[A]ou can have your way
Well [B]baby that sounds tempting, but I [B7]just can't stay
Oh [E]we won first prize cowboy, let's just [A]split the dough
Honey [B]I will always love you, but [E]we'll never know

Cause you ain't [E]Dolly
And you ain't [A]Porter
She's a little bit [B7]fuller
Yeah, and you're a whole lot [B]shorter
We danced all [E]night and filled the [B]jukebox full of [A]quarters
Cause you ain't [E]Dolly
[B] And you ain't [E]Porter, [A]no
No, you ain't [E]Dolly
[B] And you ain't [E]Porter