Chord/Tab song: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

By Frank Zappa

Album: Joe's Garage Act I

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Intro:

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[Am]Why does it [G]hurt when I [F]pee?[F][G]
[Am]Why does it [G]hurt when I [F]pee?[F][G]
I [E]don't want no [F]doctor to stick no [G]needle in [E]me!
[Am]Why does it [G]hurt when I [D]pee?[Dsus4][D]

I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!
I got it from the toilet seat

My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh, God, I probably got the Ghon-ca-ca-ca-cas!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas

Instrumental Break

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