(Verse)
[Eb]June fourth 20[Ab]05 will [Eb]always be remembered
As the [Ab]day that I looked [Eb]in to the mirror
And [Ab]confirmed my suspicion... [Eb]I'm losing my hair. Eb G Ab x2
[Eb]I could take a pill called [G]Propecia,[Bb]
It causes [Ab]pain in just [C]one [Bb]nut and that freaks me out.
[Eb]I could join the [G]hair club for [Bb]man,
The [Ab]salesman [C]told me it's [Bb]only as [C]much as a [Cm]car
To get a [Ab]transplant, with [Eb]only three [G]weeks of head[Cm] scabs
That's not for [Bb]me... No!
If it's balding I am, it's a bald guy I'm gonna be!
Woah, woah, yeah!
(Instrumental)
Eb G Ab x2 Eb
I know I'm not [Gm]alo[Bb]ne, [Ab]every room I go to some dude knows how I feel,[Eb]
It's just [Gm]hai[Bb]r, [E]if we were truly evolved we woudn't have [Eb]that sht an[C]ywhere.[Cm]
I can't change the way I [Ab]look, but I can [Eb]change how I [G]look at i[Cm]t, 'cause if it's up to [Bb]me
If it's balding I am, it's a bald guy I'm gonna be!
Woah, woah, yeah!
(Instrumental)
Eb G Ab x2 Eb
[Cm]Bruce [G]Willis is fking hot[Cm][G][Cm]
[Cm]And Captain [G]Picard is generally regarded as [Ab]sexy,
I look just like that dude from [Eb]Snatch.
I'll just start working [Ab]out and buy some clothes I'll be so [Abm]cool,
No one will notice I'm a bald [Eb]guy.[G][Ab]
Gonna be a bald guy
Gonna be a bald guy
[Eb]June fourth 20[Ab]05 will [Eb]always be remembered
As the [Ab]day that I looked [Eb]in to the mirror
And [Ab]confirmed my suspicion... [Eb]I'm losing my hair. Eb G Ab x2
[Eb]I could take a pill called [G]Propecia,[Bb]
It causes [Ab]pain in just [C]one [Bb]nut and that freaks me out.
[Eb]I could join the [G]hair club for [Bb]man,
The [Ab]salesman [C]told me it's [Bb]only as [C]much as a [Cm]car
To get a [Ab]transplant, with [Eb]only three [G]weeks of head[Cm] scabs
That's not for [Bb]me... No!
If it's balding I am, it's a bald guy I'm gonna be!
Woah, woah, yeah!
(Instrumental)
Eb G Ab x2 Eb
I know I'm not [Gm]alo[Bb]ne, [Ab]every room I go to some dude knows how I feel,[Eb]
It's just [Gm]hai[Bb]r, [E]if we were truly evolved we woudn't have [Eb]that sht an[C]ywhere.[Cm]
I can't change the way I [Ab]look, but I can [Eb]change how I [G]look at i[Cm]t, 'cause if it's up to [Bb]me
If it's balding I am, it's a bald guy I'm gonna be!
Woah, woah, yeah!
(Instrumental)
Eb G Ab x2 Eb
[Cm]Bruce [G]Willis is fking hot[Cm][G][Cm]
[Cm]And Captain [G]Picard is generally regarded as [Ab]sexy,
I look just like that dude from [Eb]Snatch.
I'll just start working [Ab]out and buy some clothes I'll be so [Abm]cool,
No one will notice I'm a bald [Eb]guy.[G][Ab]
Gonna be a bald guy
Gonna be a bald guy
