This guy plays f[Am]ootball But I [F]once won the whole [G]super bowl by myself [Am]This guy is a weightlifter But I can [F]bench an entire [G]continental shelf [Am]That dude is a scientist But I [F]already cured all [G]diseases last week [Am]And if that's not enough lemme ask When was the [F]last time one of these dicks killed a [G]motherfkin'...