Chord/Tab song: Stuck Up a Hornbeam

Stuck up a hornb[C]eam, mind like a thickening fog
[F]Stuck up a hornbeam, mind like a thickening [C]fog
[G]Gonna get discovered by a [F]bloke out walking the [C]dog.[G]

[C]I'm so desolate, I'm so all alone
I [F]feel arthritic in every single [C]bone
[G]I've got a mynah bird[F] that does nothing but [C]moan.[G]

For [C]you I'd lose my self esteem
For [F]you I'd lose my self es[C]teem
For [G]Crewe I'd use [F]Junction 1[C]6.

[G]Give me a spork.[C][F][C][G][F][C][G]

[C]Eight words telling me it's okay to wallow
[F]Eight words giving me a green light to [C]wallow
[G]"Up Next, [F]brand new Live At The A[C]pollo".[G]

[C]Psychoanlyst, psychiatrist, Zen therapist, chap out of Hammerfist
[F]Recommended meditation to cure my [C]woes
[G]Beats sitting round doing [F]nothing I sup[C]pose.[G]

I've [C]never been any good at DIY
[F]"Do it yourself" would always be my re[C]ply
Ah, [G]won't you come back there's just [F]one last knot to [Am]tie[Em].[F][C][Am][Em][F][C][Am][Em][F][C]

[Am]Stuck up a [Em]hornbeam [F]feeling [C]blue
[Am]Stuck up [Em]here on ac[F]count of [C]you
[Am]I want to [Em]jump but it's [F]such a [C]view. [Am] [G] [C] [Am] [G][C]