Chord/Tab song: She's a Cretin

I'm doing this from memory and it should
all be right, but if not now you know why.

Play this riff once with the A and E chords
under it:



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[A]Always thinking she's so fking [E]cool
With [A]politics that would make Bozo [E]drool
I [D]really want to smash her fking [E]face
And [D]knock her fat ass into outer [E]space
I'm [D]sorry if this don't sound to [E]PC
[D]I don't worship her so she hates [E]me

She's a [A]cretin can't you [E]see
She's a [A]cretin a [E]sickie
She's a [A]cretin and I'm [E]hoping that she'll [D]hop away from [E]me
She's [A]a cretin can't yo[E]u see
She's a [A]cretin a [E]sickie
She's a [A]cretin and I'm [E]hoping that she'll [D]hop away from [E]me

[A] [E] [D] [E] Ugh!

Then play the riff again once.

[A]Always thinking she's so fking [E]cool
With [A]politics that would make Bozo [E]drool
I [D]really want to smash her fking [E]face
And [D]knock her fat ass into outer [E]space
I'm [D]sorry if this don't sound to [E]PC
[D]I don't worship her so she hates [E]me

She's a [A]cretin can't you [E]see
She's a [A]cretin a [E]sickie
She's a [A]cretin and I'm [E]hoping that she'll [D]hop away from [E]me
She's [A]a cretin can't yo[E]u see
She's a [A]cretin a [E]sickie
She's a [A]cretin and I'm [E]hoping that she'll [D]hop away from [E]me

Then play A E D E, 6 times. While doing that sing "cretin, cretin,
oh, she is a cretin". Then end on A.



-Josh Lanza