Chord/Tab song: Piss Up A Rope

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[intro]

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[verse one]
My [G]dinner's on fire while she watches TV
And [C]if you ever wondered what it's like to be me
She [G]takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
[D]Yells at my buddys and insults my folks
I'm [G]breakin' my back doin' the best that I can
She's got the [C]time for the dog and nuttin' for her man
And [G]I'm no dope but [D]I can't cope
So [G]hit the fuckin' road and piss up a [C]rope [G][G]

[chorus]
You can [G]piss up a rope
And you can [C]put on yer shoes hit the road get truckin'
[G]Pack yer bag I don't need the ag
On your [D]knees you big booty [D]bitch [D]start [D]suckin'
You [G]ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
Now you're [C]up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
[G]And I can't [D]cope - a piss up a [G]rope

[verse two]
[G]You can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
You can [C]piss up a rope and watch me giggle
For the [G]last six months I've been packin' your bag
You can [D]wash my balls with a warm wet rag
'Til my [G]balls feel smooth and soft like silk
I'm [C]sick of yer mouth and yer two percent milk
And [G]I'm no dope but I've [D]lost all hope
So [G]hit the fuckin' road and piss up a [C]rope [G][G]

[repeat chorus]

[solo:over verse chords]

[repeat chorus twice]