Intro: C F C F
A lady [C]gets a [F]lotta [C]things
She gets a [G]20 carat [C]ring
She gets the [F]alimony [C]too
She gets to [G]look good in the [C]nude
But there's one [D]place where they've been [G]whipped
Between the [D]nose and upper [G]lip
Chorus:
[C]M-M-M-M-M-M [F]Moustache (3X)
[C]One hundred [G]hairs make a [C]man
I tried a handlebar design
My Fu Manchu was real fine
My Ronald Colman made 'em blink
My Pancho Villa made 'em think
But when I trimmed 'em real small
My Jewish friends would never call
Chorus
They call me sir, and that ain't bad
Sometimes they think that I'm my Dad
And women flirt and you can bet
They like that tickle that they get
The only time I feel bad
Is when the guess the lunch I've had
Chorus
by: Jos Duarte
[email protected]
A lady [C]gets a [F]lotta [C]things
She gets a [G]20 carat [C]ring
She gets the [F]alimony [C]too
She gets to [G]look good in the [C]nude
But there's one [D]place where they've been [G]whipped
Between the [D]nose and upper [G]lip
Chorus:
[C]M-M-M-M-M-M [F]Moustache (3X)
[C]One hundred [G]hairs make a [C]man
I tried a handlebar design
My Fu Manchu was real fine
My Ronald Colman made 'em blink
My Pancho Villa made 'em think
But when I trimmed 'em real small
My Jewish friends would never call
Chorus
They call me sir, and that ain't bad
Sometimes they think that I'm my Dad
And women flirt and you can bet
They like that tickle that they get
The only time I feel bad
Is when the guess the lunch I've had
Chorus
by: Jos Duarte
[email protected]
