Key: A
Chorus:
I sa[A7]y when I drin[A#/A]k what I think w[Bm]hen I'm sober[Am2]
It l[A7]oosens my tongu[A#/A]e and makes me[Bm] feel bolder [Am2]
[A7]I'm[A#/A] in th[Bm]e m[Am2]o-o-o-[A7]od to do[A#/A] a li[Bm]ttle d[Am2]rinking tonight
[A7]Like it or[A#/A] not,[Bm] this is on my [Am2]mind
I could s[A7]it here silen[A#/A]t or get drunk[Bm] and confide [Am2]
Ba[A7]rkeepe anothe[A#/A]r round [Bm]and I can't keep[Am2] it inside[A7][A#/A][Bm][Am2]
Spoken by Roger:
Excuse Miss, could I buy you a cocktail?
You're so pretty and I just love the way that you...hey
Are those real? Huh? Oh, no I mean your eyes, of course
They're so beautiful and hey, where you going?
Chorus
Spoken by Radney:
Roger, there are existential, physical and spiritual reasons
Why man cannot live by bread alone
It's not a simple thing in life
It's very complex, it takes a long time and it's excellent
What is it, Radney?
Brisket and beer
Chorus
Instrumental
Spoken by Roger:
Now a friend of mine that drinks an alarming amount
Tells me it's not what goes in a man's mouth that defiles him but rather what comes out
So as I sit her tonight, I worry not about what I'm drinking
But rather how much I'm speaking ?cause it seems every time
Chorus
Chorus:
I sa[A7]y when I drin[A#/A]k what I think w[Bm]hen I'm sober[Am2]
It l[A7]oosens my tongu[A#/A]e and makes me[Bm] feel bolder [Am2]
[A7]I'm[A#/A] in th[Bm]e m[Am2]o-o-o-[A7]od to do[A#/A] a li[Bm]ttle d[Am2]rinking tonight
[A7]Like it or[A#/A] not,[Bm] this is on my [Am2]mind
I could s[A7]it here silen[A#/A]t or get drunk[Bm] and confide [Am2]
Ba[A7]rkeepe anothe[A#/A]r round [Bm]and I can't keep[Am2] it inside[A7][A#/A][Bm][Am2]
Spoken by Roger:
Excuse Miss, could I buy you a cocktail?
You're so pretty and I just love the way that you...hey
Are those real? Huh? Oh, no I mean your eyes, of course
They're so beautiful and hey, where you going?
Chorus
Spoken by Radney:
Roger, there are existential, physical and spiritual reasons
Why man cannot live by bread alone
It's not a simple thing in life
It's very complex, it takes a long time and it's excellent
What is it, Radney?
Brisket and beer
Chorus
Instrumental
Spoken by Roger:
Now a friend of mine that drinks an alarming amount
Tells me it's not what goes in a man's mouth that defiles him but rather what comes out
So as I sit her tonight, I worry not about what I'm drinking
But rather how much I'm speaking ?cause it seems every time
Chorus
