Chord/Tab song: Homo Christmas

Homo Christmas ' Pansy Division

Intro:
G C Am D (x4)

(verse 1)
[G]You'll probably get sweaters

[Am]Underwe[C]ar and so[D]cks

[G]But what you'd re[C]ally like for Christmas

[Am]Is a nice hard [C]cock[D]

[G]You deserve a cute boy[C]

[Am]Who's horny and [C]queer[D]

[G]To make the most out[C] of Christmas[Am] cheer[C][D]

(chorus)
[G]I wanna be y[C]our Christmas [Am]present[D]

[G]I wanna be y[C]our Christmas [Am]queer[D]

[G]I wanna be y[C]our Cristmas p[Am]resent[D]

[C]Have a homo Christmas [D]this year[G]


(verse 2, same chords as verse 1)
Don't be miserable
Like Morrissey

Let me do you
Underneath the Christmas tree

We'll push the packages
Out of the way

And after you've unwrapped me
Naked on the floor we'll play

(chorus)

(verse 3, same chords)
Your family
Won't give you encouragement

But let me give you
Sexual nourishment

Licking nipples
Licking nuts

Putting candy canes
Up each other's butts

(chorus x2, end on G)