Chord/Tab song: Big boy

Winter has arrived y'all
Temperature's dropping
And you know what that means
It's cuffing season
That time of the year where we find
a man to keep us warm through these cold months
But not just any man will do
That's right! We out here looking for some big boys
 
[Em] Itʼs cuffing season
And now we got a reason to get a [C]big boy
I need a big boy
Give me a [Am]big boy
 
[Em] Itʼs cuffing season
And all the girls are leaving to get a [C]big boy
I need a big boy
I want a[Am] big boy
 
I need a [Em]big boy with polar bear arms
He keeps me warm in a winter's snowstorm
When the [C]chill is biting but his jacketʼs unzipped
He[Am] bring in my groceries in just one trip
 
Till the [Em]sun comes back I need a big boy hottie
Makes his own heat with his big boy body
For the[C] next three months skinny boys is dead
Forget[Am] a six-pack, I need the whole damn keg
 
[Em]Big boy, with a big old back
a California king, refrigerator set
With [C]steaks on steaks on steaks on steaks
Bbbbbbb[Am] butter bacon, cheese and lasagna in the training
 
Need an[Em] enormous man, with an enormous stand
He feeds me snacks with his enormous hands
And [C]I hope he asks me to be his winter wife
Cause [Am]messing with a big boy will change your life
 
[Em] It's cuffing season
And all the girls be needing I [C]need a big boy
I want a big boy
Give me a [Am]big boy
 
I need a[Em] big boy body like a bouncer
Big mouth breather and legs like a monster
Get in the[C] bed and he gonna do me right
And when we [Am]all done, he gonna snore all night
 
And then he stops...
Babe, babe
Did this man just die?
 
[Em]Anything I need, my big boy got it
If I need a snack, he got Snickers in his pocket
Big[C] warm hoodie, yeah, you know Iʼm gonna rock it
And [Am]if we gonʼ travel, you know he gonʼ put me in
[Em]First-class ʼcause he donʼt fit in the back
Hey, [Em]big boys (Ah, ah)
Go big boys (Ah, ah)
Hey, big boys (Ah, ah)
I like ʼem big boys (Ah, ah)
 
Oh, [C]wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Punkie
I thought you only liked girls
I love girls, but they canʼt [Am]keep me warm
I wanna be the little spoon sometimes
Itʼs like this
 
I been [Em]manninʼ up the whole year
Taking care of kids and wife
I mow the lawn, take out the trash
You donʼt think that I be tired?
[C]All I do is work and stress
And I could use a [Am]big boy so I could just relax
 
He need to have them love-[Em]handles
in the front and in the back
And, yes, I want ʼem three layers
like McDonaldʼs BigMacs
But if we talkinʼ[C] girls, yo
I like my women big and it donʼt matter what the [Am]season
Like ʼem thick all year, yeah, yeah
 
[Em] Itʼs cuffing season
And now we got a reason to get a [C]big boy
I want a big boy
Give me a[Am] big, big, big boy
 
We're out here ladies
We're the reason for the season
These bears don't hibernate in the winter
You know where to find us
We'd be shoveling the snow in shorts
 
Big big big big boys