NOFX - Best God In Show
Intro Riff:
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VERSE:
[G]Ive no conside[Bm]ration, [C]zero mutual [Am]respect
[G]For billions who su[Em]ffer from , rat[C]ional thought [D]neglect
[G]I dont wanna waste a [Bm]sentence, I don[C]t want a convert-[Am]sation
[G]Thats gonna end in dis[Em]dain, d[C]isbelief and agg[D]ravation
CHORUS:
[C]And I find its getting h[D]arder to hang [G]out
[C]With grown adults who [D]actually beli[Em]eve
[C]In Santa Claus and [D]Noah?s Ark
[G]and that their god is the [Em]best
[C]My distaste has [D]turned into [G]detest
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VERSE:
[G]Who would read a 20[Bm]00 [C] year old medical [Am]journal
[G]Techniques for bloo[Em]dletting, [C] advice on Trichi[D]nosis
[G]Would you navig[Bm]ate the globe [C] with a map of a fla[Am]t earth
[G]Without DNA [Em]testing, [C] would you believe virgin [D]birth
CHORUS:
And I [C]find its getting [D]painful to put [G]up
With [C]grown adults who [D]actually [Em]believe
In [C]Unicorns and [D]Creation,
and [G]God always takes their [Em]side
Thats when my i[C]nnocent [D]jabbing turns [G]snide
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VERSE:
[G]Thank God for the [Bm]Grammy,[C] thank God for the touc[Am]hdown
[G]Thank God for blowing [Em]up [C] the enemy's s[D]acred ground
[G]So how am I su[Bm]pposed to take [C] anything you say seriou[Am]sly?
[G]When youve swapped [Em]free will for [C]faith, hope and pre-[D]destiny
CHORUS:
And its [C]getting ago[D]nizing to hang [G]out
With [C]grown adults who [D]actually be[Em]lieve
[C]Mythology and [D]history
trump [G]physics and [Em]science
My [C]aversion has [D]turned to abhor[G]rence
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[End]
Intro Riff:
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VERSE:
[G]Ive no conside[Bm]ration, [C]zero mutual [Am]respect
[G]For billions who su[Em]ffer from , rat[C]ional thought [D]neglect
[G]I dont wanna waste a [Bm]sentence, I don[C]t want a convert-[Am]sation
[G]Thats gonna end in dis[Em]dain, d[C]isbelief and agg[D]ravation
CHORUS:
[C]And I find its getting h[D]arder to hang [G]out
[C]With grown adults who [D]actually beli[Em]eve
[C]In Santa Claus and [D]Noah?s Ark
[G]and that their god is the [Em]best
[C]My distaste has [D]turned into [G]detest
Intro Riff
VERSE:
[G]Who would read a 20[Bm]00 [C] year old medical [Am]journal
[G]Techniques for bloo[Em]dletting, [C] advice on Trichi[D]nosis
[G]Would you navig[Bm]ate the globe [C] with a map of a fla[Am]t earth
[G]Without DNA [Em]testing, [C] would you believe virgin [D]birth
CHORUS:
And I [C]find its getting [D]painful to put [G]up
With [C]grown adults who [D]actually [Em]believe
In [C]Unicorns and [D]Creation,
and [G]God always takes their [Em]side
Thats when my i[C]nnocent [D]jabbing turns [G]snide
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VERSE:
[G]Thank God for the [Bm]Grammy,[C] thank God for the touc[Am]hdown
[G]Thank God for blowing [Em]up [C] the enemy's s[D]acred ground
[G]So how am I su[Bm]pposed to take [C] anything you say seriou[Am]sly?
[G]When youve swapped [Em]free will for [C]faith, hope and pre-[D]destiny
CHORUS:
And its [C]getting ago[D]nizing to hang [G]out
With [C]grown adults who [D]actually be[Em]lieve
[C]Mythology and [D]history
trump [G]physics and [Em]science
My [C]aversion has [D]turned to abhor[G]rence
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[End]
