[C]I thought that i had everybody [Am]on my side But i [Dm]went and blew it, [G7]all sky high And [Em7]now she won't even spare a [A7]passing glance All [Dm]just because i [G7]ripped my pants   When [C]big Larry came round just to [Am]put him down [Dm7]Spongebob turned [G7]into a clown And [Em7]no girls ever [A7]wants to dance With a [Dm7]fool who...