This is pretty close, the only part I am not sure about is the chord runs after
the second and fourth lines in the chorus.

(Signed to Favorite Gentlemen Label)

Capo 1

AI caught you caroling and Egiving grief
F#mThought you were cannonballing C#mafter me
AbNow that your actions speak F#mfor AbthemAselvesB
And wished you C#mwell

ABut you're a mirror I canEnot avoid
F#mStrung out and jittery and C#mparanoid
AbA leaky battery that F#mcan't Abkeep AchargedB
Get in the F#mcar AB

EAnd say what you C#mmean
ExAplain yourBself to Eme F#m
and I'll try not to C#mjudge you more than you Bwould[C#m-A-B]
ELet me C#mhelp, I Apromise Bnot to EtellF#m
Like anyone's C#masking or anyone Bshould[Ab-B-C#m-Ab-A]

Break: (Same strum pattern as verse)
A, E, F#m, C#m, Ab F#m-Ab-A, B, C#m

AFirst time I met you I was Efull of fear
F#mKnew that eventually you'd C#mdisappear
AbJust when I needed you to F#mburn Abto AsmokeB
And off you F#mgoAB

EJust come C#mback and peAel aBway the EmessF#m
Lay here besC#mide me and open your Beyes[C#m-A-B]
ETake it C#mback your AdigniBty atEtackedF#m
Turn back to the C#mperson you tried to let Bdie[Ab-B-C#m-Ab-A]

AI caught you nesting with your Eantelope
F#mGlassy eyes from kissing C#mpoison frogs
AbBecoming infinite aF#mgainst Abhis AcouchB
Open your F#mmouth AB

Eand say the C#mwords you Aused to Bwish you EheardF#m
Back when you C#mfocused enough to be Bgood[C#m-A-B]

EAnd if you're C#mgone, an eAndless fBalse alarEmF#m
Just remember I C#mloved you as long as I Bcould [Ab-B-C#m-Ab-A]

Outro: (Same strum pattern as verse)
A, E, F#m, C#m, Ab F#m-Ab-A, B, C#m