VERSE:
[Eb5]I'm quite the sped, I never shred
Not cool (Not cool)
But my bros all call me [Bb5]Itch
(With the silent B)
But that spells bch
(Fits you perfectly)
Chaz [Eb5]Bono dickbag, word fk tick, not cool
(Not cool)
And I smell like regret and [Bb5]tequila (What's that even mean?)
I have no idea
(You're livin' the dream)
Hey [Ab5]you, you dance like those [F5]aholes I see
in old Molly Ring[Eb5]wald movies
I think you're as [Bb5]uncool as me
Hey [Ab5]you, you dance like those [F5]aholes I see
in old Molly Ring[Eb5]wald movies
I think you're as [Bb5]uncool as me
And I d[Ab5]ance![C5][Bb5]
CHORUS:
[F5]They don't think you're all that cool
they like you for your step-dad's pool
[Ab5] [C5] [Bb5]
[F5]They don't think you're all that cool,
but your vampire fiction rules
[Eb5]
I'm such a tit, I say dumb sht
Not cool (Not cool)
And my friends think that I like [Gb5]men
(That's because you do)
Don't even listen to them
(No one's judging you)
[Eb5]John Goodman gut, slow kid haircut
Not cool (Not cool)
Do you like Renaissance [Gb5]fairs?
(Where'd you get that scarf?)
Tis what thy lord doth wear
(I'll be in the car)
Hey [Ab5]you, you dance like those [F5]aholes I see
in old Molly Ring[Eb5]wald movies
I think you're as [Bb5]uncool as me
Hey [Ab5]you, you dance like those [F5]aholes I see
in old Molly Ring[Eb5]wald movies
I think you're as [Bb5]uncool as me
And I d[Ab5]ance![C5][Bb5]
CHORUS:
[F5]They don't think you're all that cool
they like you for your step-dad's pool
[Ab5] [C5] [Bb5]
[F5]They don't think you're all that cool,
but your vampire fiction rules
BRIDGE (no guitar)
Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling
Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling
And I d[Ab5]ance![C5][Bb5]
CHORUS:
[F5]They don't think you're all that cool
they like you for your step-dad's pool
[Ab5] [C5] [Bb5]
[F5]They don't think you're all that cool,
but your vampire fiction rules
[Eb5]Let's go to Civil War reenactments
Throw some back and yell "too soon!" at them
Let's go to Civil War reenactments
Warning, spoiler alert!
[Eb5]I'm quite the sped, I never shred
Not cool (Not cool)
But my bros all call me [Bb5]Itch
(With the silent B)
But that spells bch
(Fits you perfectly)
Chaz [Eb5]Bono dickbag, word fk tick, not cool
(Not cool)
And I smell like regret and [Bb5]tequila (What's that even mean?)
I have no idea
(You're livin' the dream)
Hey [Ab5]you, you dance like those [F5]aholes I see
in old Molly Ring[Eb5]wald movies
I think you're as [Bb5]uncool as me
Hey [Ab5]you, you dance like those [F5]aholes I see
in old Molly Ring[Eb5]wald movies
I think you're as [Bb5]uncool as me
And I d[Ab5]ance![C5][Bb5]
CHORUS:
[F5]They don't think you're all that cool
they like you for your step-dad's pool
[Ab5] [C5] [Bb5]
[F5]They don't think you're all that cool,
but your vampire fiction rules
[Eb5]
I'm such a tit, I say dumb sht
Not cool (Not cool)
And my friends think that I like [Gb5]men
(That's because you do)
Don't even listen to them
(No one's judging you)
[Eb5]John Goodman gut, slow kid haircut
Not cool (Not cool)
Do you like Renaissance [Gb5]fairs?
(Where'd you get that scarf?)
Tis what thy lord doth wear
(I'll be in the car)
Hey [Ab5]you, you dance like those [F5]aholes I see
in old Molly Ring[Eb5]wald movies
I think you're as [Bb5]uncool as me
Hey [Ab5]you, you dance like those [F5]aholes I see
in old Molly Ring[Eb5]wald movies
I think you're as [Bb5]uncool as me
And I d[Ab5]ance![C5][Bb5]
CHORUS:
[F5]They don't think you're all that cool
they like you for your step-dad's pool
[Ab5] [C5] [Bb5]
[F5]They don't think you're all that cool,
but your vampire fiction rules
BRIDGE (no guitar)
Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling
Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling
And I d[Ab5]ance![C5][Bb5]
CHORUS:
[F5]They don't think you're all that cool
they like you for your step-dad's pool
[Ab5] [C5] [Bb5]
[F5]They don't think you're all that cool,
but your vampire fiction rules
[Eb5]Let's go to Civil War reenactments
Throw some back and yell "too soon!" at them
Let's go to Civil War reenactments
Warning, spoiler alert!
