Chord/Tab song: The Pants

Intro: A D A E A

[A]36 32 [E]boot cut with a [A]Skoal ring
[A]Grease stains bleach spots[E] and a hole in the [A]knee
You say the [D]man inside those Levi's don't take [A]orders
And [B7]she'll just have to realize you'll do [E]as you damn well please

You wear the [A]pants
Buddy good for [D]you
I'm so [E]impressed
Yeah, whoopty-[A]doo
[E]You need to [A]know
That ain't how it [D]works
It's not who wears the [A]pants,
[E]It's who wears the [A]skirt

[A] [E] [A]
In the [A]top drawer, of her [E]dresser, there's some [A]panties
Go try [A]on that purple [E]pair, with the lacy [A]frill
With your [D]big old thighs, I bet you can't get i[A]n 'em
And with that [B7]attitude of yours, hell, I [E]bet you never will

But you wear the [A]pants
Buddy good for [D]you
I'm so [E]impressed
Yeah, whoopty-[A]doo
[E]You need to [A]know
That ain't how it [D]works
It's not who wears the [A]pants,
[E]It's who wears the [A]skirt

[A] [D] [E] [A] [E] [A] [D] [A] [E] [A]
A big old [E]boy like you can probably bench [D]350
A little [A]thing like her can barely lift the [E]bar
Just [E]wait 'til that woman has a [D]headache
And she [B7]sits there with her legs crossed
Well, we'll [E]see how strong you are

You wear the [A]pants
Well buddy good for [D]you
We're so [E]impressed
Yeah, whoopty-[A]doo
[E]You'll soon f[A]ind out
That ain't how it [D]works
It's not who wears the [A]pants,
[E]It's who wears the [F#m]skirt
[B7]You wear the [A]pants,
[E]She'll wear the [A]skirt