Lyrics from: Cardiacs Lyrics Organ (http://www.dept74.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/lyrics_organ/)
[G#]Cancel my lowness with a [E]high so here we go
[G#]Caught in arrears with your [E]different ideas
And I'm [G#]saving [F#]all my [E]troubles in my
De[G#]ceptive [F#]calendar [E]mind
It's a [G#]dreadful [F#]situ[E]ation really
[G#] [F#] [E]
[G#]"What's in a name?" says E[E]laine and her mind
Is a [G#]part of every[E]thing in time
She's [G#]fattened [F#]up for [E]eating
With all [G#]her parts [F#]left be[E]hind
She's a [G#]sucker [F#]for your [E]deepness
[G#] [F#] [E]
Shall we D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-dive?
[G#m]The [D]will [G#m]and [C#m]the [G#m]a - [D]bili[G#m]ty to [C#m]grow
A [G#m]foetus [D]of my [C#]own some [B]time - dies
[E] [A] [Dm]
[F] [Eb] [Ab] [Bb]
[F] [Bb] [Ebm]
[F#](ch[E]ords[A] x2)[B]
(same chords as previous verse)
The world she says there's wrong
In all she says and do-be-do's
We understand but I can't when her hand
Is in saving all her troubles in her
Deceptive calandar mind
It's a dreadful situation really
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-dive!
[E]Life is bad so we [A]are led [Dm]to believe
[F]Bad news [Eb]makes moneys [Ab]world go [Bb]round
[F]Anna Ford hammers a [Bb]post in[Ebm]to a cup
[F#]Of mud [E]claiming it [A]is the [B]ground
[E]Really then any[A]thing is [Dm]better than
[F]That is [Eb]better than [Ab]watching [Bb]your
[F]Fake news win in the [Bb]end but [Ebm]now
It's [F#]my turn ([E]unin[A]tell[B]igible)
(instrumental break)
[D#]
[E] [F#] [G] [F] [D#]
[E] [F#] [G] [F] [D#]
[G#]
[G#]Oh the [F#]grand old [E]Duke of York
He [G#]had ten [F#]thousand [E]men
He [G#]marched them [F#]up to the [E]top of the hill
And [G#]he marched [F#]them down [E]again
Oh [C#]no![B]
Dive!
[E] [A] [Dm]
[F] [Eb] [Ab] [Bb]
[F] [Bb] [Ebm]
[F#](ch[E]ords[A] x2)[B]
[E]Life's a part and it [A]lies on [Dm]top of me
[F]Life is [Eb]constantly [Ab]on my [Bb]mind
[F]Life's a part and it [Bb]lies on [Ebm]top of me
[F#]Life is [E]constantly [A]on my [B]mind
(repeat through fadeout)
[G#]Cancel my lowness with a [E]high so here we go
[G#]Caught in arrears with your [E]different ideas
And I'm [G#]saving [F#]all my [E]troubles in my
De[G#]ceptive [F#]calendar [E]mind
It's a [G#]dreadful [F#]situ[E]ation really
[G#] [F#] [E]
[G#]"What's in a name?" says E[E]laine and her mind
Is a [G#]part of every[E]thing in time
She's [G#]fattened [F#]up for [E]eating
With all [G#]her parts [F#]left be[E]hind
She's a [G#]sucker [F#]for your [E]deepness
[G#] [F#] [E]
Shall we D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-dive?
[G#m]The [D]will [G#m]and [C#m]the [G#m]a - [D]bili[G#m]ty to [C#m]grow
A [G#m]foetus [D]of my [C#]own some [B]time - dies
[E] [A] [Dm]
[F] [Eb] [Ab] [Bb]
[F] [Bb] [Ebm]
[F#](ch[E]ords[A] x2)[B]
(same chords as previous verse)
The world she says there's wrong
In all she says and do-be-do's
We understand but I can't when her hand
Is in saving all her troubles in her
Deceptive calandar mind
It's a dreadful situation really
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-dive!
[E]Life is bad so we [A]are led [Dm]to believe
[F]Bad news [Eb]makes moneys [Ab]world go [Bb]round
[F]Anna Ford hammers a [Bb]post in[Ebm]to a cup
[F#]Of mud [E]claiming it [A]is the [B]ground
[E]Really then any[A]thing is [Dm]better than
[F]That is [Eb]better than [Ab]watching [Bb]your
[F]Fake news win in the [Bb]end but [Ebm]now
It's [F#]my turn ([E]unin[A]tell[B]igible)
(instrumental break)
[D#]
[E] [F#] [G] [F] [D#]
[E] [F#] [G] [F] [D#]
[G#]
[G#]Oh the [F#]grand old [E]Duke of York
He [G#]had ten [F#]thousand [E]men
He [G#]marched them [F#]up to the [E]top of the hill
And [G#]he marched [F#]them down [E]again
Oh [C#]no![B]
Dive!
[E] [A] [Dm]
[F] [Eb] [Ab] [Bb]
[F] [Bb] [Ebm]
[F#](ch[E]ords[A] x2)[B]
[E]Life's a part and it [A]lies on [Dm]top of me
[F]Life is [Eb]constantly [Ab]on my [Bb]mind
[F]Life's a part and it [Bb]lies on [Ebm]top of me
[F#]Life is [E]constantly [A]on my [B]mind
(repeat through fadeout)
