INTRO: E (once)
N/C A E
Well I'm a counterman at the Auto Zone store in Birmingham Alabama
We got e[A]verything from [E]A to Z some miscellaneous and what ha[B7]ve ya
I got the [E]parts to fix all the parts of cars that make 'em all blow [A]smoke
But I ain't got the part for the [E]part of my heart that [B7]woman of mine just [E]broke
Well I'm a [A]counterman and I's a countin' on her just to [E]stay with me the resta my life
I's crazy for wishin' that blond beautician would settle down and be my [B7]wife
I'd [E]bet a set of plugs she's powdered up and painted, dancin' holes in her high [A]heels
'Cause she's purty as a cherry [E]'57 Chevy and [B7]smooth as an Old[E]smobile
[A] [B7] [E]
[E]I even talked to the fram air filter man about makin' her Miss [A]December
On the calender for the customers and distributors and [B7]vendors
well my [E]mama said it'd probably go to her head and hell I guess my mama was [A]right
'Cause I'm puttin cashews [E]in my coat, she's at the [B7]Burgundy Room [E]tonight
Well I'm a [A]counterman and I's a countin on her just to [E]stay with me the resta my life
Hell I's crazy for wishin' that wild beautician would settle down and be my [B7]wife
I'd [E]bet a set of plugs she's powdered up and painted, dancin' holes in her high [A]heels
'cause she purty as a cherry '[E]57 Chevy and [B7]smooth as an Olds[E]mobile
Ah she's [A]purty as a cherry '[E]57 Chevy and [B7]smooth as an [E]Oldsmobile [B7-E]
N/C A E
Well I'm a counterman at the Auto Zone store in Birmingham Alabama
We got e[A]verything from [E]A to Z some miscellaneous and what ha[B7]ve ya
I got the [E]parts to fix all the parts of cars that make 'em all blow [A]smoke
But I ain't got the part for the [E]part of my heart that [B7]woman of mine just [E]broke
Well I'm a [A]counterman and I's a countin' on her just to [E]stay with me the resta my life
I's crazy for wishin' that blond beautician would settle down and be my [B7]wife
I'd [E]bet a set of plugs she's powdered up and painted, dancin' holes in her high [A]heels
'Cause she's purty as a cherry [E]'57 Chevy and [B7]smooth as an Old[E]smobile
[A] [B7] [E]
[E]I even talked to the fram air filter man about makin' her Miss [A]December
On the calender for the customers and distributors and [B7]vendors
well my [E]mama said it'd probably go to her head and hell I guess my mama was [A]right
'Cause I'm puttin cashews [E]in my coat, she's at the [B7]Burgundy Room [E]tonight
Well I'm a [A]counterman and I's a countin on her just to [E]stay with me the resta my life
Hell I's crazy for wishin' that wild beautician would settle down and be my [B7]wife
I'd [E]bet a set of plugs she's powdered up and painted, dancin' holes in her high [A]heels
'cause she purty as a cherry '[E]57 Chevy and [B7]smooth as an Olds[E]mobile
Ah she's [A]purty as a cherry '[E]57 Chevy and [B7]smooth as an [E]Oldsmobile [B7-E]
