By Jill Sobule
Capo on 2nd Fret
I could [G]slip, I could fall[Bm]
[Em]In that mean and awful hall[G]
With the other j[C]ealous bitches[G]
And the bitter g[C]rumbling men[D]
(chords same as above)
I could sneer, I could glare
Say that life is so unfair
And the one who made it,
made it `Cuz her breasts were really big
Chorus:
[Em]Well I don't wanna get bitte[Bm]r
[Em]I don't wanna turn cruel[Bm]
[Em]I don't wanna get o[Bm]ld before I have to[D]
I could [G]bitch, I could moan[Bm]
Say I [Em]want to be left alone[G]
But that[C]'s not really true,[G]
Because I like m[C]y time with you[D]
(chords same as above)
Till you rant and you rave
Wishing fat folks to their grave
But I feel sorry for them
You say they get what they deserve
Chorus:
Chorus:
[Em]Well I don't wanna get bitte[Bm]r
[Em]I don't wanna turn cruel[Bm]
[Em]I don't wanna get o[Bm]ld before I have to[D]
[Em]I don't wanna get jaded[Bm]
[Em]Petrified and weighted[Bm]
[Em]I don't wanna get bitter like yo[Bm]u[D]
[Em]Like you, with the darts in[Bm] your eyes[Em]
[Em]Like you, with disdain for [Bm]mankind[Em]
[Em]I was charmed, n[Bm]ow I wonder[D]
Well I don't wanna get bitter
I don't wanna turn cruel
I don't wanna get old before I have to
So I'll s[G]mile with the rest[Bm]
I'll [Em]wish everyone[Bm] the best
And know[C] the one who made it,[G]
Made it cuz she was actually pre[C]tty good[D]
[Em]Well I don't wanna get bitte[Bm]r
[Em]I don't wanna turn cruel[Bm]
[Em]I don't wanna get o[Bm]ld before I have to[D]
Tabbed by: iatot gabriela
Capo on 2nd Fret
I could [G]slip, I could fall[Bm]
[Em]In that mean and awful hall[G]
With the other j[C]ealous bitches[G]
And the bitter g[C]rumbling men[D]
(chords same as above)
I could sneer, I could glare
Say that life is so unfair
And the one who made it,
made it `Cuz her breasts were really big
Chorus:
[Em]Well I don't wanna get bitte[Bm]r
[Em]I don't wanna turn cruel[Bm]
[Em]I don't wanna get o[Bm]ld before I have to[D]
I could [G]bitch, I could moan[Bm]
Say I [Em]want to be left alone[G]
But that[C]'s not really true,[G]
Because I like m[C]y time with you[D]
(chords same as above)
Till you rant and you rave
Wishing fat folks to their grave
But I feel sorry for them
You say they get what they deserve
Chorus:
Chorus:
[Em]Well I don't wanna get bitte[Bm]r
[Em]I don't wanna turn cruel[Bm]
[Em]I don't wanna get o[Bm]ld before I have to[D]
[Em]I don't wanna get jaded[Bm]
[Em]Petrified and weighted[Bm]
[Em]I don't wanna get bitter like yo[Bm]u[D]
[Em]Like you, with the darts in[Bm] your eyes[Em]
[Em]Like you, with disdain for [Bm]mankind[Em]
[Em]I was charmed, n[Bm]ow I wonder[D]
Well I don't wanna get bitter
I don't wanna turn cruel
I don't wanna get old before I have to
So I'll s[G]mile with the rest[Bm]
I'll [Em]wish everyone[Bm] the best
And know[C] the one who made it,[G]
Made it cuz she was actually pre[C]tty good[D]
[Em]Well I don't wanna get bitte[Bm]r
[Em]I don't wanna turn cruel[Bm]
[Em]I don't wanna get o[Bm]ld before I have to[D]
Tabbed by: iatot gabriela
