Tabbed By: Pillie
Standard Tuning
[Gm]I'm a loner alone with [Dm]neuroses and hate
[Cm]Anger is a permanent [Gm]character [F]trait
[Gm]My letter bombs are primed and [Dm]ready to send
[Cm]Would you like to [F]add me as a [Gm]friend?
[Gm]I'm a wound-up whiner with a [Dm]fetish for guns
[Cm]I'm almost 50 and I [Gm]live with my [F]Mum
[Gm]I hope my nude picture [Dm]doesn't offend
[Cm]Would you like to [F]add me as a [Gm]friend?[D]
[Gm]Add me. [Dm]Add me
[Cm]My mother says she [F]wished she'd never [Gm]had me
[Gm]Add me. [Dm]Add me
[Cm]Would you like to [F]add me as a [Gm]friend?[F#m][F]
[Cm]Would you like to [F]add me as a [Gm]friend?
[Gm]I'm a recovering alcoholic I [Dm]rarely leave my room
[Cm]Peeping through the curtains in my [Gm]dog cost[F]ume
[Gm]The voices in my head aah they'll [Dm]get me in the end
[Cm]Would you like to [F]add me as a [Gm]friend?
[Gm]I'd really like to mail you the [Dm]picture that I drew
[Cm]It's Kylie's body but the [Gm]head is [F]you
[Gm]I've asked you fifty times before I'm [Dm]asking you again
[Cm]Would you like to a[F]dd me as a [Gm]friend?[D]
[Gm]Add me. [Dm]Add me
[Cm]My mother says she [F]wished she'd never [Gm]had me
[Gm]Add me. [Dm]Add me
[Cm]Would you like to [F]add me as a [Gm]friend?[F#m][F]
[Cm]Would you like to [F]add me as a [Gm]friend?
[Gm]Here's a picture of me in my [Dm]Nazi uniform
[Cm]doing a trick with an egg that I [Gm]like to [F]perform
[Gm]at a monster truck rally that my [Dm]Mum and me attend
[Cm]Would you like to [F]add me as a [Gm]friend?
[Gm]I've added Britney and Paris and [Dm]you and Tom
[Cm]I'm going to find your address so I can [Gm]visit you at [F]home
[Gm]I don't like people but I [Dm]like to pretend
[Cm]Would you like to a[F]dd me as a [Gm]friend?[D]
[Gm]Add me. [Dm]Add me
[Cm]My mother says she [F]wished she'd never [Gm]had me
[Gm]Add me. [Dm]Add me
[Cm]Would you like to [F]add me as a [Gm]friend?[F#m][F]
[Cm]Would you like to [F]add me as a [Gm]friend?
Standard Tuning
[Gm]I'm a loner alone with [Dm]neuroses and hate
[Cm]Anger is a permanent [Gm]character [F]trait
[Gm]My letter bombs are primed and [Dm]ready to send
[Cm]Would you like to [F]add me as a [Gm]friend?
[Gm]I'm a wound-up whiner with a [Dm]fetish for guns
[Cm]I'm almost 50 and I [Gm]live with my [F]Mum
[Gm]I hope my nude picture [Dm]doesn't offend
[Cm]Would you like to [F]add me as a [Gm]friend?[D]
[Gm]Add me. [Dm]Add me
[Cm]My mother says she [F]wished she'd never [Gm]had me
[Gm]Add me. [Dm]Add me
[Cm]Would you like to [F]add me as a [Gm]friend?[F#m][F]
[Cm]Would you like to [F]add me as a [Gm]friend?
[Gm]I'm a recovering alcoholic I [Dm]rarely leave my room
[Cm]Peeping through the curtains in my [Gm]dog cost[F]ume
[Gm]The voices in my head aah they'll [Dm]get me in the end
[Cm]Would you like to [F]add me as a [Gm]friend?
[Gm]I'd really like to mail you the [Dm]picture that I drew
[Cm]It's Kylie's body but the [Gm]head is [F]you
[Gm]I've asked you fifty times before I'm [Dm]asking you again
[Cm]Would you like to a[F]dd me as a [Gm]friend?[D]
[Gm]Add me. [Dm]Add me
[Cm]My mother says she [F]wished she'd never [Gm]had me
[Gm]Add me. [Dm]Add me
[Cm]Would you like to [F]add me as a [Gm]friend?[F#m][F]
[Cm]Would you like to [F]add me as a [Gm]friend?
[Gm]Here's a picture of me in my [Dm]Nazi uniform
[Cm]doing a trick with an egg that I [Gm]like to [F]perform
[Gm]at a monster truck rally that my [Dm]Mum and me attend
[Cm]Would you like to [F]add me as a [Gm]friend?
[Gm]I've added Britney and Paris and [Dm]you and Tom
[Cm]I'm going to find your address so I can [Gm]visit you at [F]home
[Gm]I don't like people but I [Dm]like to pretend
[Cm]Would you like to a[F]dd me as a [Gm]friend?[D]
[Gm]Add me. [Dm]Add me
[Cm]My mother says she [F]wished she'd never [Gm]had me
[Gm]Add me. [Dm]Add me
[Cm]Would you like to [F]add me as a [Gm]friend?[F#m][F]
[Cm]Would you like to [F]add me as a [Gm]friend?
