Here's another hilarious song from the musically talented half of the Youtube
sensation, the vlogbrothers, Hank Green. If you haven't figured out what the
song is about after listening to it even once, this song is about the
stupidity of people and how they should pay for their own ignorance. And
let's face it, we've all had these feelings before. This song is off his
first CD, "So Jokes".If you have any problems with the tab, just listen to
the song and it should all make sense. And, when you've made your final
judgement on the tab, please rate and comment
Chords:
lowEADGBe
Am:X02210
G:320003
F:XX3211 (or you could do the barre version if you want)
C:X32010
Intro:
[Am] [G] [F] [Am] [G] [F] [C] [F] [G] [Am] [Am] [G] [F]
(-sidenote- The intro is the exact same chord progression as all the verses.
If you get the intro down then you know almost the entire song.)
Verse 1:
Oh [Am]hello Evil [G]Lady
[F]at the grocery store
it [Am]seems that you don't [G]know
what the [F]express lane's for
It says [C]twelve items or [F]less
But you're [G]exempt from that I [Am]guess
And you [Am]started an [G]arguement about [F]coupons
Verse 2:
Oh, [Am]don't make me kill [G]you
[F]over twenty five cents
I'll [Am]give you a freakin [G]quarter
if it [F]makes that much difference
And you [C]just remembered something [F]you forgot to get
Your [G]husband'll be right [Am]back with it
[Am]OK... [G]that's it,
I'm gonna [F]kill you
Chorus 1:
Yeah [Am]I'm gonna [G]kill you
and [F]possibly your whole [Am]family too
[Am]All I want is some [G]courtesy
some [F]kindness and maybe an [Am]apology
If you [Am]don't get out of my [F]grocery line
I'll do [G]scorpion's fatality and [Am]rip out your spine
I'm [Am]usually a very peaceful [G]person
but I'm gonna [F]kill you
Verse 3:
I [Am]just wrote a [G]note to a [F]guy down the street
who [Am]recently [G]invested in a [F]giant SUV
it said "I [C]hope you know that we're [F]fightin' a war
so you can [G]get your fat ass home from the [Am]grocery store
You'd [Am]better trade it [G]in, or I'm gonna [F]kill you"
Chorus 2:
Yeah [Am]I'm gonna [G]kill you
with a [F]car bomb in your [Am]H2
I [Am]don't think it'd be [G]too much to ask
for [F]you to be a bit [Am]less of an ass
I [Am]suggest you reinvest in a [F]Honda Fit
If you [G]don't, you're [Am]gonna regret it
I'm [Am]usually a very peaceful [G]person,
but I'm gonna [F]kill you
Verse 4:
It's [Am]3:00 A[G]M and my [F]neighbor upstairs
is [Am]actually [G]worse than my [F]worst nightmares
He [C]had some friends [F]over
for some [G]late-night Red [Am]Rover
[Am]And now...[G]yeah...they're practicing [F]tap dance
Chorus 3:
Yeah [Am]I'm gonna [G]kill you
and [F]all your loud-ass [Am]friends too
I [Am]don't think it'd be [G]too much to ask
for [F]you to be a bit [Am]less of an ass
If I [Am]don't get some [F]peace and quiet
I'll [G]put you on a [Am]strychnine diet
I'm [Am]usually a very peaceful [G]person
but I'm gonna [F]kill you.
Outro:
(Repeat the chord progression in the Chorus section and end on Am.)
(Repeat the chord progression from the verse)
And that should be that for I'm Gonna Kill You by Hank Green Once again, please rate and
comment when you have made your final judgement on the tab. And, if you
liked this tab, feel free to stop by my profile page on this site and check
out some of the others. And feel free to also join my "UGs Online Debate"
group where you get to debate and argue with other UG people over music
topics.
-I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.
sensation, the vlogbrothers, Hank Green. If you haven't figured out what the
song is about after listening to it even once, this song is about the
stupidity of people and how they should pay for their own ignorance. And
let's face it, we've all had these feelings before. This song is off his
first CD, "So Jokes".If you have any problems with the tab, just listen to
the song and it should all make sense. And, when you've made your final
judgement on the tab, please rate and comment
Chords:
lowEADGBe
Am:X02210
G:320003
F:XX3211 (or you could do the barre version if you want)
C:X32010
Intro:
[Am] [G] [F] [Am] [G] [F] [C] [F] [G] [Am] [Am] [G] [F]
(-sidenote- The intro is the exact same chord progression as all the verses.
If you get the intro down then you know almost the entire song.)
Verse 1:
Oh [Am]hello Evil [G]Lady
[F]at the grocery store
it [Am]seems that you don't [G]know
what the [F]express lane's for
It says [C]twelve items or [F]less
But you're [G]exempt from that I [Am]guess
And you [Am]started an [G]arguement about [F]coupons
Verse 2:
Oh, [Am]don't make me kill [G]you
[F]over twenty five cents
I'll [Am]give you a freakin [G]quarter
if it [F]makes that much difference
And you [C]just remembered something [F]you forgot to get
Your [G]husband'll be right [Am]back with it
[Am]OK... [G]that's it,
I'm gonna [F]kill you
Chorus 1:
Yeah [Am]I'm gonna [G]kill you
and [F]possibly your whole [Am]family too
[Am]All I want is some [G]courtesy
some [F]kindness and maybe an [Am]apology
If you [Am]don't get out of my [F]grocery line
I'll do [G]scorpion's fatality and [Am]rip out your spine
I'm [Am]usually a very peaceful [G]person
but I'm gonna [F]kill you
Verse 3:
I [Am]just wrote a [G]note to a [F]guy down the street
who [Am]recently [G]invested in a [F]giant SUV
it said "I [C]hope you know that we're [F]fightin' a war
so you can [G]get your fat ass home from the [Am]grocery store
You'd [Am]better trade it [G]in, or I'm gonna [F]kill you"
Chorus 2:
Yeah [Am]I'm gonna [G]kill you
with a [F]car bomb in your [Am]H2
I [Am]don't think it'd be [G]too much to ask
for [F]you to be a bit [Am]less of an ass
I [Am]suggest you reinvest in a [F]Honda Fit
If you [G]don't, you're [Am]gonna regret it
I'm [Am]usually a very peaceful [G]person,
but I'm gonna [F]kill you
Verse 4:
It's [Am]3:00 A[G]M and my [F]neighbor upstairs
is [Am]actually [G]worse than my [F]worst nightmares
He [C]had some friends [F]over
for some [G]late-night Red [Am]Rover
[Am]And now...[G]yeah...they're practicing [F]tap dance
Chorus 3:
Yeah [Am]I'm gonna [G]kill you
and [F]all your loud-ass [Am]friends too
I [Am]don't think it'd be [G]too much to ask
for [F]you to be a bit [Am]less of an ass
If I [Am]don't get some [F]peace and quiet
I'll [G]put you on a [Am]strychnine diet
I'm [Am]usually a very peaceful [G]person
but I'm gonna [F]kill you.
Outro:
(Repeat the chord progression in the Chorus section and end on Am.)
(Repeat the chord progression from the verse)
And that should be that for I'm Gonna Kill You by Hank Green Once again, please rate and
comment when you have made your final judgement on the tab. And, if you
liked this tab, feel free to stop by my profile page on this site and check
out some of the others. And feel free to also join my "UGs Online Debate"
group where you get to debate and argue with other UG people over music
topics.
-I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.
