D do do do, d do do do, d do do do, d d do do do
Intro
[D]D do do do, [D/C#]d do do do, [G]d do do do, d [A]d do do do
Verse 1
[D]Such a big man, [A]such a little chick.
I [G]think it all goes [A]back to your tiny
[D]Pick-up truck in the [A]driveway,
With a [G]sticker on the window "[A]rest in peace number 3".
[D]Tell all your friends [A]how you put her in her place
[G]7 pounds of makeup just to [A]hide her beat up [G]face,such a pretty [A]face.
Chorus
[D]It takes a tough man to [A]slap her [G]aroun[A]d.
[D]Such a bad guy to [A]keep such a good girl [G]dow[A]n.
She's wearing [G]shades but we all [A]see be[B]hind the tinted [G]glass
D A (stop)
And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your ass.
Intro (repeat) D D/C# G A
Verse 2
[D]Tell her that you're sorry,[A]blame it on the beer
[G]Your dad was mean to you,[A]your friends think
you're an [D]asshole,and [A]I do too.
[G]Over compensatin' [A]for your small shoes.
[D]Taking her away, [A]but you won't say when.
[G]Hold her in your arms,tell her [A]this won't happen [G]again,when will this [A]end?
Chorus
[D]It takes a tough man to [A]slap her [G]aroun[A]d.
[D]Such a bad guy to [A]keep such a good girl [G]dow[A]n.
She's wearing [G]shades but we all [A]see [B]behind the tinted [G]glass
D A (stop)
And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your...
Bridge
[B]I wish Bruce [A]Lee was here [G]right now with his trusty nun ...
Chuck [B]Norris is still a[A]live,so let's [G]call up Walker, Texas Ranger
[A]All the dudes from danger danger,let's [G]get the A-Team
50 [A]Cent with his bling-bling and a [G]couple of prison guards
Chorus
[D]It takes a tough man to [A]slap her [G]aroun[A]d.
[D]Such a bad guy to [A]keep such a good girl [G]dow[A]n.
[D]You're such a tough guy I [A]can't wait to bring you [G]dow[A]n
She's wearing [B]shades but we all [A]see be[B]hind the tinted [G]glass
D A (Stop)
And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your ass.
Outro
([D]99 biker friends,[A]I just wanna mention the [G]69 lesbians[A])
I hope that you can run fast, start runnin' now
([D]99 biker friends,[A]I just wanna mention the [G]69 lesbians[A])[D]
we're gonna kick your ass
Intro
[D]D do do do, [D/C#]d do do do, [G]d do do do, d [A]d do do do
Verse 1
[D]Such a big man, [A]such a little chick.
I [G]think it all goes [A]back to your tiny
[D]Pick-up truck in the [A]driveway,
With a [G]sticker on the window "[A]rest in peace number 3".
[D]Tell all your friends [A]how you put her in her place
[G]7 pounds of makeup just to [A]hide her beat up [G]face,such a pretty [A]face.
Chorus
[D]It takes a tough man to [A]slap her [G]aroun[A]d.
[D]Such a bad guy to [A]keep such a good girl [G]dow[A]n.
She's wearing [G]shades but we all [A]see be[B]hind the tinted [G]glass
D A (stop)
And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your ass.
Intro (repeat) D D/C# G A
Verse 2
[D]Tell her that you're sorry,[A]blame it on the beer
[G]Your dad was mean to you,[A]your friends think
you're an [D]asshole,and [A]I do too.
[G]Over compensatin' [A]for your small shoes.
[D]Taking her away, [A]but you won't say when.
[G]Hold her in your arms,tell her [A]this won't happen [G]again,when will this [A]end?
Chorus
[D]It takes a tough man to [A]slap her [G]aroun[A]d.
[D]Such a bad guy to [A]keep such a good girl [G]dow[A]n.
She's wearing [G]shades but we all [A]see [B]behind the tinted [G]glass
D A (stop)
And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your...
Bridge
[B]I wish Bruce [A]Lee was here [G]right now with his trusty nun ...
Chuck [B]Norris is still a[A]live,so let's [G]call up Walker, Texas Ranger
[A]All the dudes from danger danger,let's [G]get the A-Team
50 [A]Cent with his bling-bling and a [G]couple of prison guards
Chorus
[D]It takes a tough man to [A]slap her [G]aroun[A]d.
[D]Such a bad guy to [A]keep such a good girl [G]dow[A]n.
[D]You're such a tough guy I [A]can't wait to bring you [G]dow[A]n
She's wearing [B]shades but we all [A]see be[B]hind the tinted [G]glass
D A (Stop)
And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your ass.
Outro
([D]99 biker friends,[A]I just wanna mention the [G]69 lesbians[A])
I hope that you can run fast, start runnin' now
([D]99 biker friends,[A]I just wanna mention the [G]69 lesbians[A])[D]
we're gonna kick your ass
