Key: A

Chorus:
I saA7y when I drinA#/Ak what I think wBmhen I'm sober[Am2]
It lA7oosens my tonguA#/Ae and makes meBm feel bolder [Am2]
A7I'mA#/A in thBme m[Am2]o-o-o-A7od to doA#/A a liBmttle d[Am2]rinking tonight
A7Like it orA#/A not,Bm this is on my [Am2]mind
I could sA7it here silenA#/At or get drunkBm and confide [Am2]
BaA7rkeepe anotheA#/Ar round Bmand I can't keep[Am2] it insideA7A#/ABm[Am2]

Spoken by Roger:
Excuse Miss, could I buy you a cocktail?
You're so pretty and I just love the way that you...hey
Are those real? Huh? Oh, no I mean your eyes, of course
They're so beautiful and hey, where you going?
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Spoken by Radney:
Roger, there are existential, physical and spiritual reasons
Why man cannot live by bread alone
It's not a simple thing in life
It's very complex, it takes a long time and it's excellent
What is it, Radney?
Brisket and beer
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Instrumental
Spoken by Roger:
Now a friend of mine that drinks an alarming amount
Tells me it's not what goes in a man's mouth that defiles him but rather what comes out
So as I sit her tonight, I worry not about what I'm drinking
But rather how much I'm speaking ?cause it seems every time

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