Doo doo, doo doo, do[C]o doo, do[G]o-ooh-ooh[F][G][C] There [C]once was a [G]girl bird named [Am]Gertrude Mc[E]Fuzz and [F]she had the [C]smallest plain [D7]tail ever [G]was. One [C]droopy droop [G]feather that's [E]all that she [Am]had. And [F]oh! That one [C]feather made [F]Ger[G]trude so [C]sad. She [Bb]curled it. She [A]dyed it. She...