[D]There is an [Bm]ancient party [Em]at the other [A]end of [D]town, He [G]keeps a little [D]grocery store and the [Em]ancient's name is [A]Brown; He has a lovely [Bm]daughter, such a [G]treat I never [A]saw, Oh, I [D]only hope some [Bm]day to be the [Em]old man's [A]son-in- [D]law.   [D]Old Brown sells from [Bm]off the shelf [Em]most any [A]thing...