Chord/Tab song: Next Contestant

Intro:
[Dm]
[Dm]I judge by [Am]what she's wearing
[C]Just how many [G]heads I'm tearing
[Dm]Off of aholes [Am]coming on to her
[C]Each night seems [G]like it's getting worse
[Dm]And I wish she'd [Am]take the night off
[C]So I don't [G]have to fight off
[Dm]Every ahole [Am]coming on to her
[C]It happens [G]every night she works
[Dm]They'll go and [Am]ask the DJ
[C]Find out just [G]what would she say
[Dm]If they all tried [Am]coming on to her
[C]Don't they know it's [G]never going to work
[Dm]They think they'll [Am]get inside her
[C]With every drink [G]they buy her
[Dm]As they all try [Am]coming on to her
[C]This time some[G]body's getting hurt

[C]Here comes the [Am]next contestant


[Dm]Is that [Am]your hand [C]on my [G]girlfriend?
[Dm]Is that [Am]your hand?[C][G]
[Dm]I wish you'd [Am]do it again
[C]I'll watch you [G]leave here limping
[Dm]I wish you'd [Am]do it again
[C]I'll watch you [G]leave here limping
[C]There goes the [Am]next contestant[(Dm)]


[Dm]I even [Am]fear the ladies
[C]They're cool but [G]twice as crazy
[Dm]Just as bad for [Am]coming on to her
[C]Don't they know it's [G]never going to work
[Dm]Each time she [Am]bats an eyelash
[C]Somebody's [G]grabbing her ass
[Dm]Everyone keeps [Am]coming on to her
[C]This time some[G]body's getting hurt
[C]Here comes the [Am]next contestant


[Dm]Is that [Am]your hand [C]on my [G]girlfriend?
[Dm]Is that [Am]your hand?[C][G]
[Dm]I wish you'd [Am]do it again
[C]I'll watch you [G]leave here limping
[Dm]I wish you'd [Am]do it again
[C]I'll watch you [G]leave here limping
[C]There goes the [Am]next contestant[(Dm)]


[Dm]I'm hating [Am]what she's wearing
[C]Everybody [G]here keeps staring
[Dm]Can't wait 'til they [Am]get what they deserve
[C]This time some[G]body's getting hurt
[C]Here comes the [Am]next contestant

[Dm]Is that [Am]your hand [C]on my [G]girlfriend?
[Dm]Is that [Am]your hand?[C][G]
[Dm]I wish you'd [Am]do it again
[C]I'll watch you [G]leave here limping
[Dm]I wish you'd [Am]do it again
[C]I'll watch you [G]leave here limping
[C]There goes the [Am]next contestant[(Dm)]

[Dm]I wish you'd [Am]do it again
[C]Each night seems [G]like it's getting worse
[Dm]I wish you'd [Am]do it again
[C]This time some[G]body's getting hurt

[C]There goes the [Am]next contestant[Dm]