Intro:
Am | Am | Em | Em
Bm | Am | Em | Em
Crazy way to get your [Am]kicks,
shoot the silicone in your [Em]lips.
If you're figure makes [Am]you sad,
they suck the fat right of y[Em]our back.
Make up ur mind about ur [Am]tits girls,
they can puff em up so no bra will [Em]fit girls.
There's only one thing they ca[Bm]n't fix.
No I wont let u be [Am]mislead.
And that's the hole in yo[Em]ur head
(Can't do nothing about that. )
Hail hail moder[Am]n world.
Hail to all u boys a[Em]nd girls.
Hail hail the colour [Bm]green.
Hail hail to what I'[Am]ve seen.
Hail hail hail this modern [Em]world.
You tell her that's shes b[Am]eautiful,
and put her on a pe[Em]destal.
But as you cook a trip or [Am]lax,
imagination kicks [Em]in.
The more you think about [Am]sex boys,
with someone else the better it [Em]gets boys.
You have a purpose in your [Bm]life,
Besides cheating on the [Am]wife.
For fk sake show some [Em]sense. oh
Hail hail modern [Am]world.
Hail to all u boys and [Em]girls.
Hail hail the colour [Bm]green.
Hail hail to what I've[Am] seen.
hail hail hail this modern [Em]world.
yeah yeah yeah [Am]yeahh
yeah yeah yeah [Em]yeahh
yeah yeah yeah [Bm]yeahh
yeah y[Am]eah yeah ye[Em]ahh
Well these days adoption is a[Am] hot thing,
you can get a child for nearly [Em]nothing.
You take them home to a [Am]nanny,
buy off your guilt with toys and [Em]candy.
But all the money that u w[Am]ork for girls,
can't compare it to love b[Em]oys.
There's only one thing they can't [Bm]fix,
no I wont let u be misl[Am]ead
and that's the hole in your [Em]head.
Can't do nothing about that.
Hail hail modern [Am]world.
Hail to all u boys and [Em]girls.
Hail hail the colour [Bm]blue.
Hail hail to me a[Am]nd you.
hail hail hail this modern [Em]world.
yeah yeah yeah [Am]yeahh
yeah yeah yeah [Em]yeahh
yeah yeah yeah [Bm]yeahh
yeah y[Am]eah yeah ye[Em]ahh
Am | Am | Em | Em
Bm | Am | Em | Em
Crazy way to get your [Am]kicks,
shoot the silicone in your [Em]lips.
If you're figure makes [Am]you sad,
they suck the fat right of y[Em]our back.
Make up ur mind about ur [Am]tits girls,
they can puff em up so no bra will [Em]fit girls.
There's only one thing they ca[Bm]n't fix.
No I wont let u be [Am]mislead.
And that's the hole in yo[Em]ur head
(Can't do nothing about that. )
Hail hail moder[Am]n world.
Hail to all u boys a[Em]nd girls.
Hail hail the colour [Bm]green.
Hail hail to what I'[Am]ve seen.
Hail hail hail this modern [Em]world.
You tell her that's shes b[Am]eautiful,
and put her on a pe[Em]destal.
But as you cook a trip or [Am]lax,
imagination kicks [Em]in.
The more you think about [Am]sex boys,
with someone else the better it [Em]gets boys.
You have a purpose in your [Bm]life,
Besides cheating on the [Am]wife.
For fk sake show some [Em]sense. oh
Hail hail modern [Am]world.
Hail to all u boys and [Em]girls.
Hail hail the colour [Bm]green.
Hail hail to what I've[Am] seen.
hail hail hail this modern [Em]world.
yeah yeah yeah [Am]yeahh
yeah yeah yeah [Em]yeahh
yeah yeah yeah [Bm]yeahh
yeah y[Am]eah yeah ye[Em]ahh
Well these days adoption is a[Am] hot thing,
you can get a child for nearly [Em]nothing.
You take them home to a [Am]nanny,
buy off your guilt with toys and [Em]candy.
But all the money that u w[Am]ork for girls,
can't compare it to love b[Em]oys.
There's only one thing they can't [Bm]fix,
no I wont let u be misl[Am]ead
and that's the hole in your [Em]head.
Can't do nothing about that.
Hail hail modern [Am]world.
Hail to all u boys and [Em]girls.
Hail hail the colour [Bm]blue.
Hail hail to me a[Am]nd you.
hail hail hail this modern [Em]world.
yeah yeah yeah [Am]yeahh
yeah yeah yeah [Em]yeahh
yeah yeah yeah [Bm]yeahh
yeah y[Am]eah yeah ye[Em]ahh
