[Intro]
[Em] [A] [D] [G] [Em] [A] [Bm]
[Verse]
[Em]You people and your cute little terms you like to [A]throw around and make everybody squirm
[D]Upper class, middle class, lower class, Sassafras. [G]Everybody these days thinks that they're a bad-ass
[Em]And how am I supposed to live in a world with no M[A]adeline Kahn my favourite girl is gone
[D]And Bonnie Doos is now an auto zone, 31[G] is trash and now I just want to be left a[Em]lone. (A[A]hhhhh)
[Chorus]
[Dm]Global warming is r[Gm]uining my f[C]air complexion,
A[F]ugmenting all my i[Bb]mperfections
[Db#9]And Brazil doe[A]s not need more e[D]ncouragement
[Dm]Global warming enco[Gm]urages slack jawed tro[C]glodytes
To [F]leave their homes with [Bb]guns and knives
[Db#9]In search of quality [A]refreshments and some[D] homicide
[Verse]
[Em]I'm so sick of hearing people talk about the sun,
[A] They sound like a bunch of Aztec Indians
[D]And all they do is hang out clogging up the stre[G]ets,
Congratulating each other on their pedicured [Em]feet
Sure I like to see the fella's skateboard in their V[A]ans,
Stripped down to their shorts so they can work on their [D]tans
I know I shouldn't care cause I'm a taken [G]man
But I guess you can look, nobody said that you ca[Em]n't. (A[Asus4]hhhhhhh[A]hhh[Asus2]hhhhh)
[Instrumental]
[Dm] [Gm] [C] [F] [Bb] [Db#9] [A] [D]
[Dm] [Gm] [C] [F] [Bb] [Db#9] [A] [D]
[Chorus]
[Dm]Global warming is r[Gm]uining my f[C]air complexion,
A[F]ugmenting all my i[Bb]mperfections
[Db#9]And Brazil doe[A]s not need more e[D]ncouragement
[Dm] Global warming en[Gm]courages slack jawed t[C]roglodytes
To [F]leave their homes with [Bb]guns and knives
[Db#9]In search of quality r[A]efreshments and some [D]homicide
[Outro]
[Em]All I've got are first world problems, I g[A]uess I better get some more third world k[D]ind. [G](Ahh[Em]hhhhh[A]hhhh[Bm]hh)
[Em] [A] [D] [G] [Em] [A] [Bm]
[Verse]
[Em]You people and your cute little terms you like to [A]throw around and make everybody squirm
[D]Upper class, middle class, lower class, Sassafras. [G]Everybody these days thinks that they're a bad-ass
[Em]And how am I supposed to live in a world with no M[A]adeline Kahn my favourite girl is gone
[D]And Bonnie Doos is now an auto zone, 31[G] is trash and now I just want to be left a[Em]lone. (A[A]hhhhh)
[Chorus]
[Dm]Global warming is r[Gm]uining my f[C]air complexion,
A[F]ugmenting all my i[Bb]mperfections
[Db#9]And Brazil doe[A]s not need more e[D]ncouragement
[Dm]Global warming enco[Gm]urages slack jawed tro[C]glodytes
To [F]leave their homes with [Bb]guns and knives
[Db#9]In search of quality [A]refreshments and some[D] homicide
[Verse]
[Em]I'm so sick of hearing people talk about the sun,
[A] They sound like a bunch of Aztec Indians
[D]And all they do is hang out clogging up the stre[G]ets,
Congratulating each other on their pedicured [Em]feet
Sure I like to see the fella's skateboard in their V[A]ans,
Stripped down to their shorts so they can work on their [D]tans
I know I shouldn't care cause I'm a taken [G]man
But I guess you can look, nobody said that you ca[Em]n't. (A[Asus4]hhhhhhh[A]hhh[Asus2]hhhhh)
[Instrumental]
[Dm] [Gm] [C] [F] [Bb] [Db#9] [A] [D]
[Dm] [Gm] [C] [F] [Bb] [Db#9] [A] [D]
[Chorus]
[Dm]Global warming is r[Gm]uining my f[C]air complexion,
A[F]ugmenting all my i[Bb]mperfections
[Db#9]And Brazil doe[A]s not need more e[D]ncouragement
[Dm] Global warming en[Gm]courages slack jawed t[C]roglodytes
To [F]leave their homes with [Bb]guns and knives
[Db#9]In search of quality r[A]efreshments and some [D]homicide
[Outro]
[Em]All I've got are first world problems, I g[A]uess I better get some more third world k[D]ind. [G](Ahh[Em]hhhhh[A]hhhh[Bm]hh)
