(Verse 1) Does[D] anybody know how long to World War T[A]hree? I [A7]wanna know, I've gotta book me [D]holidee. They want me in the army, but I [A]just can't go, I'm [A7]far too busy listening to the [D]radio. (Chorus) The [D]whole things daft, I [A]don't know why You [A7]have to laugh or else you [D]cry You have to live or else you...