Verse 1 [G]Laugh when he [D]jokes, Slap [Em]him when he [Bm]chokes, It's [C]time to [G]give up the [D]smokes. And [G]oh when he [D]cries, don't [Em]wipe his [Bm]eyes, Take the [C]wine from the [G]swine and [D]remind him of his c[G]rimes. Chorus, [G]Oh[C], in an[D]other worl[G]d, [G]Ye[C]ah he can [D]wear a dre[G]ss, [G]Oh[C] in a[D]nother...