INTRO: Dsus2 D Dsus2 D Bm11 Bm7
Bm11 Bm7 Em9 Em7Em9Em7
(VERSE) D He had what you might call a trivial occupation
Bm he cleaned the platforms of the local railway station
Em with no romance in his life - sometimes he wished he had a wife

D He read the matrimonial advertising pages
the cries for help from different Em people, D/F# different G ages
but they had D/F# nothing to say, at least not Em until the day,
when something B special he read, Em this is what it A said

(CHORUS) D If you A dream, of the Em girl for Bm you, then Em call us Bmand get
A two for the G price D/F# of D one
We're the A answer, if Em you feel Bm blue, so Em call us Bm and get
A two for the G price D/F# of one Dsus2 D Dsus2 D

(VERSE)

(CHORUS)

She said I'm sure we must be perfect for each other
D/C and if you doubt it you'll be certain when you meet D my Em mo D/F# ther

OUTRO: G G D D Em D/F# repeat

Dsus2: xx0230
Bm11: x24230
Bm7: x24232 or 797777
Em9: 07577x
D/F#: 2x0232
D/C: x3x232