Tabbed by Robin Young
Chords:
A7: 001010
B7: 024242
D7: 000212
D9: 054555
Em7: 022030
G9: 0-10-9-10-10-10
My analyst [D9]told me that I was right [G9]out of my head
The way he de-[D9]scribed it he said Id be better dead than li[G9]ve
I didnt listen to his jive
I [D9]knew all along that he was all [B7]wrong
And I [Em7]knew that he thought
[A7] I was crazy but Im [D]not, oh, [Bm7]no[Em7]
[A7] My analyst [D9]told me that I was right [G9]out of my head
He said I need [D9]treatment but Im not that easily led
He said[G9] I was the type that was most inclined
When [D9]out of his sight to be out of my [B7]mind
And he [Em7]thought I was nuts
[A7] No more ifs or ands or [D]buts[Bm7][Em7]
They [D9]say as a child I ap-[G9]peared
A little bit wild with all my [D9]cra-zy ideas
But I knew what was happening
I knew [G9]I was a genius
[D9] Whats so strange when you [B7]know
That youre a [Em7]wiz-ard at three?
[A7] I knew that this was meant to [D]be[Bm7][Em7]
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[A7] Now I [D9]heard little children
Were sup-[G9]posed to sleep tight
[D9]Thats why I got into the vodka one night
My [G9]parents got frantic, didnt know what to do
But I [D9]saw some crazy scenes before I came to
[B7] Now do [Em7]you think I was crazy?
[A7] I may have been only three but [D]I [Bm7]was [Em7]swingin
[A7] They all laughed at [D9]A. Graham Bell
[G9] They all laughed at Edison
And [D9]also at Einstein
So why should I feel sorry if they [G9]just couldnt understand
The idiomatic logic that went [D9]on in my head?
I had a brain, [B7]it was insane
Oh,[Em7] they used to laugh at me
When [A7]I refused to ride on all those [D7]double-decker buses[B7]
All be-[Em7]cause there was no [A7]dri-ver at the [D]top[G9][A7][B7][Em7]
[A7] My analyst [D9]told me that I was right [G9]out of my head
But I said, Dear [D9]doc-tor, I think that its you instead
Because I[G9] have got a thing thats unique and new
To [D9]prove it Ill have the last laugh on yo[B7]u
Cause in-[Em7]stead of one head,[A7] I got tw[D7]o
And you know two heads are better than one
Chords:
A7: 001010
B7: 024242
D7: 000212
D9: 054555
Em7: 022030
G9: 0-10-9-10-10-10
My analyst [D9]told me that I was right [G9]out of my head
The way he de-[D9]scribed it he said Id be better dead than li[G9]ve
I didnt listen to his jive
I [D9]knew all along that he was all [B7]wrong
And I [Em7]knew that he thought
[A7] I was crazy but Im [D]not, oh, [Bm7]no[Em7]
[A7] My analyst [D9]told me that I was right [G9]out of my head
He said I need [D9]treatment but Im not that easily led
He said[G9] I was the type that was most inclined
When [D9]out of his sight to be out of my [B7]mind
And he [Em7]thought I was nuts
[A7] No more ifs or ands or [D]buts[Bm7][Em7]
They [D9]say as a child I ap-[G9]peared
A little bit wild with all my [D9]cra-zy ideas
But I knew what was happening
I knew [G9]I was a genius
[D9] Whats so strange when you [B7]know
That youre a [Em7]wiz-ard at three?
[A7] I knew that this was meant to [D]be[Bm7][Em7]
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[A7] Now I [D9]heard little children
Were sup-[G9]posed to sleep tight
[D9]Thats why I got into the vodka one night
My [G9]parents got frantic, didnt know what to do
But I [D9]saw some crazy scenes before I came to
[B7] Now do [Em7]you think I was crazy?
[A7] I may have been only three but [D]I [Bm7]was [Em7]swingin
[A7] They all laughed at [D9]A. Graham Bell
[G9] They all laughed at Edison
And [D9]also at Einstein
So why should I feel sorry if they [G9]just couldnt understand
The idiomatic logic that went [D9]on in my head?
I had a brain, [B7]it was insane
Oh,[Em7] they used to laugh at me
When [A7]I refused to ride on all those [D7]double-decker buses[B7]
All be-[Em7]cause there was no [A7]dri-ver at the [D]top[G9][A7][B7][Em7]
[A7] My analyst [D9]told me that I was right [G9]out of my head
But I said, Dear [D9]doc-tor, I think that its you instead
Because I[G9] have got a thing thats unique and new
To [D9]prove it Ill have the last laugh on yo[B7]u
Cause in-[Em7]stead of one head,[A7] I got tw[D7]o
And you know two heads are better than one
