Chord/Tab song: Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

[D]She said Im goin out with [G]my girlfr[D]iends
For margaritas at the [A]Holiday I[D]nn
Oh have m[D]ercy my [G]only tho[D]ught
Was Te[Bm]quila Makes Her Cl[A]othes Fall O[D]ff

[D]I told her put an extra l[G]ayer [D]on
I know what happens when she d[A]rinks Pat[D]ron
Her closets missin half the th[G]ings she b[D]ought
Yeah Teq[Bm]uila Makes Her Cl[A]othes Fall O[D]ff

Chorus:
[G]Shell start by kickin o[D]ut of her shoes
[A]Lose an earring in her d[D]rink
[G]Leave her jacket in the b[D]athroom stall
[Em]Drop a contact down the s[A]ink

[D]Them panty-hose ain't gonna [G]last too [D]long
If the DJ puts Bon J[A]ovi o[D]n
She might come home in a [G]table c[D]loth
Yeah Teq[Bm]uila Makes Her Cl[A]othes Fall O[D]ff

[G] [D] [Bm] [A] [D]
[D]She can handle any c[G]hampagne b[D]runch
Bridal shower with Bac[A]ardi p[D]unch
Jello shooters full of Sm[G]irno[D]ff
But T[Bm]equila Makes Her Cl[A]othes Fall O[D]ff

CHORUS

[D]She dont mean nothin shes just [G]havin [D]fun
Tomorrow shell say oh what [A]have I [D]done
Her friends will joke about the [G]stuff she l[D]ost
Yeah Teq[Bm]uila Makes Her Cl[A]othes Fall Of[D]f
Oh Teq[Bm]uila Makes Her C[A]lothes Fall O[D]ff
Oh Teq[Bm]uila Makes Her C[A]lothes Fall O[D]ff