Chord/Tab song: Spectacular Failure

[Intro]
[E] [D#] [D] [C#m] [A] [B]
[Verse 1]
[E]I knew a boy way back when
[E]His name was Bobby, and then
[E]He asked my daddy if I could go dancing
[E]But he could not make a pass
[E]Can't tell his elbow from ass
[E]He was completely inept at romancing

[Chorus]
Oh, Bobb[A]y[G#][G][F#]
Well, it's so painful to watch yo[B]u[A#][A][G#]
Well, in a crowd I could spot you[C#m][B][A#][A]
[A]Oh, Bobby
You'll never na[B]il her
What a spectacular failure[E][D#][D][C#m][A][B]

[Verse 2]
[E]He's got a buddy named Jack
[E]Who likes to take it as fact
[E]That he and Bobby have all of the power
[E]But don't believe what he says
[E]'Cause Jack's gone soft in the head
[E]And Bob and Jack play grab-ass in the shower

[Chorus]
Oh, Bobby[A][G#][G][F#]
You play out every delusio[B]n[A#][A][G#]
You're better off in seclusio[C#m]n[B][A#][A]
[A]Oh, Bobby
You've never looked pa[B]ler
What a spectacular failure[E][D#][D][C#m][A][B]

[Interlude]
F# E B C# (x2)
F# (vamp)

[Chorus]
Oh, Bobb[B]y[A#][A][G#]
You don't appear to be dying[C#m][B][A#][A]
Oh, it's like you're not even tryin[D#]g[C#][C][B]

Oh, Bobby
I can't excuse your be[C#]havior
What a spectacular f[F#]ailure
What a spectacular f[F#]ailure